Thursday, December 30, 2004

JOKE OF THE DAY 31 Dec 2004

Her Defense of Liberty

An old lady had always wanted to travel abroad. Now that she was
getting on in years, she thought she would really like to do so
before she died. But until now, she'd never even been out of the
country. So she began by going in person to the Passport Office and
asking how long it would take to have one issued.

"You must take the loyalty oath first," responded the passport
clerk. "Raise your right hand, please."

The old gal raised her right hand.

"Do you swear to defend the Constitution of the United States against
all its enemies, domestic or foreign?" was the first question.

The little old lady's face paled and her voice trembled as she asked
in a small voice, "Uhhh... All by myself?"

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Wednesday, December 29, 2004

JOKE OF THE DAY 30 Dec 2004

Relationship Thoughts

* My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got a
second girlfriend.

* A husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In
fact, I like YOUR mother-in-law better than I like mine."

* The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to
forget it once.

* A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he
wants, provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks
for a moment and then says, "OK, give me a million dollars and beat
me half to death."

* Q: How do some men define marriage?

A: A very expensive way to get your laundry done for free.

* Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the
street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are
beautiful!

* A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report
it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

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Monday, December 27, 2004

JOKE OF THE DAY 28 Dec 2004

There was a little old lady, who every morning stepped onto her front
porch, raised her arms to the sky, and shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD!"

One day an atheist moved into the house next door. He became
irritated at the little old lady. Every morning he'd step onto his
front porch after her and yell: "THERE IS NO LORD!"

Time passed with the two of them carrying on this way every day. One
morning, in the middle of winter, the little old lady stepped onto
her front porch and shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD! Please Lord, I
have no food and I am starving, provide for me, oh Lord!

The next morning she stepped onto her porch and there were two huge
bags of groceries sitting there. "PRAISE THE LORD!" she cried out.
"HE HAS PROVIDED GROCERIES FOR ME!"

The atheist neighbor jumped out of the hedges and shouted: "THERE IS
NO LORD. I BOUGHT THOSE GROCERIES!!"

The little old lady threw her arms into the air and shouted: "PRAISE
THE LORD! HE HAS PROVIDED ME WITH GROCERIES AND MADE THE DEVIL PAY FOR
THEM!"

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JOKE OF THE DAY 27 Dec 2004

This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop. He has a hard time
walking. He is hunched over. He goes up to the counter and says,
"Banana Split, please."

The lady at the counter replies, "Crushed nuts?"

The old man says, "No, arthritis."

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