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JOKE OF THE DAY 13 Dec 2007

Curfew Crackdown

The curfew in Belfast started at 10 pm and at 9.30 pm the British soldiers
were leaving their barracks to enforce it.

A sergeant in charge of one of the patrols heard a shot ring out at 9.35 pm.

He soon discovered that Private Connolly had shot the man in the leg.

"It's only 9.35 pm," roared the sergeant. "Why did you shoot him?"

"I know that man," said Private Connolly, "I know where he lives. He would
never have got home by 10 o'clock."

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QUOTATION OF THE DAY
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They inspire, they motivate and at times they tickle your funny bone. But
they never miss to touch your heart. Your daily supply of chosen gems from
the world of literature, ancient proverbs, poetry and sayings from great
leaders.

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JOKE OF THE DAY 12 Dec 2007

Baby Names

When Donna found out she was pregnant, she told the good news to anyone who
would listen. But her 4-year-old son overheard some of his parents' private
conversations. One day when Donna and her 4-year-old were shopping, a woman
asked the little boy if he was excited about the new baby.

"Yes!" the 4-year-old said, "And I know what we are going to name it, too.
If it's a girl we're going to call her Christina, and if it's another boy
we're going to call it quits!"

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QUOTATION OF THE DAY
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They inspire, they motivate and at times they tickle your funny bone. But
they never miss to touch your heart. Your daily supply of chosen gems from
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JOKE OF THE DAY 11 Dec 2007

The Brass Rat

A man walks into an antique store, and starts looking around.

All of the sudden he spies a huge BRASS RAT in the corner. He falls in love
with it, so takes it to the cashier.

"The rat, eh?" says the old grizzly cashier

"um, yeah...how much?" replies our friend

"Well, five bucks for the rat--but 200 dollars for the story," he replied.

"I'll just take the rat, without the story." Says the customer.

He leaves the store, his precious brass rat tucked under his arm.

Soon he begins to notice that a few rats are following him.

He walks a few more blocks and the number of rats behind him increased. This
continued, until there were virtually millions of rats behind him.

Afraid of this mass following the man ran to the sea and threw the rat in.
All of the rats plunged in after it, and met their watery deaths.

The man ran back to the antique store. The old cashier was chuckling to
himself. "So now do you want the story?"

"No," said the man, "but have you got any brass lawyers?"

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QUOTATION OF THE DAY
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JOKE OF THE DAY 10 Dec 2007

The Grand Delusion

When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the physiatrist
began his therapy session.

"I'm not aware of your problem," the doctor said. "So perhaps, you should
start at the very beginning."

"Of course." replied the patient. "In the beginning, I created the Heavens
and the Earth..."

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QUOTATION OF THE DAY
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They inspire, they motivate and at times they tickle your funny bone. But
they never miss to touch your heart. Your daily supply of chosen gems from
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