Joke of The Day 19 Nov 2004

The Herd Of Cows

A young man visiting a dude ranch wanted to be "macho," so he went
out walking with one of the hired hands...

As they were walking through the barnyard, the visitor tried to start
up a conversation. "Say, look at that big bunch of cows," he said.

The hired hand replied, "Not 'bunch,' but 'herd'."

"Heard what?"

"Herd of cows."

"Sure, I've heard of cows. There's a big bunch of 'em right over
there."


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Chirag
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Joke of The Day 18 Nov 2004

Sir Isaac Newton may have discovered the laws of gravity,
but here's a parallel set of laws that govern moms and dads.
x*x*x*x*x*x*x*x*x*x*x*x*x*x*x*x*x*x*x*x*x*x*x*x*x*x*

A child's behavior will improve in proportion to the distance
she is away fromthe parent.

Two is equal to two, except when referring to time. Two minutes
of tantrum lasts 20 times as long as two minutes of quiet time.

The choice of a preschooler's best friend corresponds directly
to the distance the friend lives from your house.

A child's enjoyment of a popular entertainment will be inversely
proportionate to the parent's enjoyment.

The chance of a surprise visit by your parents-in-law is directly
proportional to the size of the mess in your home.

A child will always eat exactly what she has loved for the past
year---unless it is the only food in the fridge.

The ease with which a toddler acquires the ability to say a word
increases with its likelihood to embarrass a sailor.


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Joke of The Day 17 Nov 2004

In-The-Buff Mowing

"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," said Jack to his wife as
he stepped out of the shower...

"Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the
lawn like this?"

"Probably that I married you for your money!" she replied.

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JOKE OF THE DAY 16 Nov 2004

My neighbor's foxy 20 year-old daughter is home from school and
I've been feeling a bit dirty for looking at her. She prances
around scantily clad chasing her dogs around the yard with
youthful exuberance -- I just can't take it! She should dress more
conservatively! She should stop dolling herself up! She should
stay inside!

Or maybe I should just put my binoculars away.

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