JOKE OF THE DAY 2 Nov 2007

Tragic Magic

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean.

The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself
to do the same tricks over and over again.

There was only one problem: the captain's parrot saw the shows each week and
began to understand how the magician did every trick.

Once he understood, he started shouting in the middle of the show:

"Look, it's not the same hat."

"Look, he is hiding the flowers under the table."

"Hey, why are all the cards the Ace of Spades?"

The magician was furious but couldn't do anything, it was, after all, the
captain's parrot.

One day the ship had an accident and sank.

The magician found himself floating on a piece of wood in the middle of the
ocean with the parrot, of course.

They stared at each other with hate, but did not utter a word. This went on
for a day and another and another.

After a week the parrot said, "OK, I give up. Where's the boat?"

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JOKE OF THE DAY 1 Nov 2007

Madman Across the Asylum

Once there was a madman who was committed to an asylum.

The asylum had a rule that if any 'resident' could pass a special 5 question
test, he could go free.

No resident had passed in the 20-year history of the asylum.

It was the madman's turn to take the test.

After a grueling 4 hours of testing, the examining officer said, "Well,
you've passed four of the five tests. I'm very impressed. However, the last
test is the hardest of all."

The examiner led the man to a dark room, switched on a flashlight, and
pointed it at a light bulb hanging from the ceiling. "For your fifth test,
you must walk on the beam of light and change the bulb."

The madman looked at him with an outraged expression and exclaimed, "Are you
nuts?"

"What makes you say that?" asked the examining officer, sensing that the
madman was on the brink of gaining his freedom from the asylum.

"Yeah, right," answered the madman with a cynical tone, "I know that when I
reach half way you'll turn off the flashlight and let me fall!"

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JOKE OF THE DAY 31 Oct 2007

Finding God

A little boy who was in kindergartnen, practiced spelling with magnetic
letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad, and mom had proudly been
displayed for all to see.

One morning while getting ready for the day, he bounded into the room with
his arms outstretched. In his hands were three magnetic letters: G-O-D.

"Look what I spelled, Mom!" he exclaimed, a proud smile on his face.

"That's wonderful!" his mother praised him. "Now go put them on the fridge
so Dad can see when he gets home tonight."

A few moments later a little voice called from the kitchen. "Mom! How do you
spell 'zilla?'"

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JOKE OF THE DAY 30 Oct 2007

Raising His Standards

The other day at work I ran into Rob.

We chatted over lunch and he dropped a bombshell on me. "Rodney," he said,
"Becky and I are going to get a divorce."

I was stunned. "Why? What happened, you two seem so happy together."

"Well," he said, "ever since we got married, my wife has tried to change me.
She got me to stop drinking, smoking, running around at all hours of the
night and more.

She taught me how to dress well, enjoy the fine arts, gourmet cooking,
classical music and how to invest in the stock market."

"Are you a little bitter because she spent so much time trying to change
you?" I probed.

"Nah, I'm not bitter," he explained. "It's just that now that I'm so
improved, she just isn't good enough for me."

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JOKE OF THE DAY 29 Oct 2007

Three Pints Up

A man moves from Ireland to New York City leaving two of his best friends
behind in the motherland.

To keep their tradition of nightly drinks alive, every night he goes into a
Manhattan pub and orders three pints.

After a month of this, the barkeep becomes curious, and asks the man what
he's doing.

Touched by the story, the barkeep has the 3 pints ready for the man every
time he comes in.

One day, the man tells the bartender he only needs 2 pints.

"My condolences,

"No, no," says the man, "they're both still alive. It's just that I've quit
drinking."

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