Joke of The Day

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to
make the matter clearer,
she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know,
would run into it, and I would turn > > > red in the face.." "Yes," the
class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position
the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Cause your
feet ain't empty."

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Joke of The Day

Little Maury had been listening to his Auntie
practicing her singing.

"Auntie," he said, "I wish you'd sing Christmas carols."

"That's awful nice of you, little Maury," she said. "Why?"

"Then I'd only have to listen to this once a year!"


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Joke of The Day

Lost In Stacks

A friend and her young son, Reid, were browsing in a large
bookstore. Engrossed in making a selection, my friend had lost sight
of her child.

"Reid!" she called out, racing through the aisles. "Reid!"

Just as she spotted the boy, she bumped into another customer...

"Pardon me, ma'am," he said, "but most folks come here because they
already like to read. No sense in wasting your time trying to
convince them."

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An Obvious Answer

The teacher, during an English lesson, asked her students:

"Now tell me, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?"

Little Johnny, in the back row, replied:

"A teacher!"


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