Wednesday, February 24, 2010

JOKE OF THE DAY 25 Feb 2010

Confidential Phone Number

A new Senate page was reporting for duty on
Capitol Hill in Washington. The department head who was giving him
his instructions said, "And another thing -- you must remember the
telephone number here. If you are ever calling in from an outside line
you must dial Capitol 4-3121." Then, noticing the puzzled look on the
page's face, he said, "What's the matter? You look as though you don't
understand." "Oh, I am confused," said the page. "I don't know how to
dial a capital four."
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Monday, February 22, 2010

JOKE OF THE DAY 23 Feb 2010

Tricks on the Links

A man and his friend meet at the club house and
decide to play a round of golf together. The man has a little dog with
him and on the first green, he holes a 20-foot putt, the little dog
starts to yip and stands up on its hind legs. The friend is quite
amazed at this clever trick and says, "That dog is talented! What does
he do if you miss a putt?"

"Somersaults!" says the man.

"Somersaults?" says the friend, "That's incredible. How many does he
do?"

"Depends how hard I kick him in the butt!" says the wiseacre.
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