Joke of The Day 4 Nov 2004

Joe sets up Michael to go on a blind date with a friend of his.
But Michael is a little worried about going out with someone he's
never seen before.

"What do I do if she's ugly?" says Mike, "I'll be stuck with her
all night."

"Don't worry," Joe says, "just go up to her door and meet her
first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned.
If you don't just shout 'Aaaaaauuuggghhh!' and fake an asthma attack."

So that night, Mike knocks at the girl's door and when she comes
out he is awe-struck at how beautiful and sexy she is. He's about to
speak when the girl suddenly shouts:

"...Aaaaaauuuggghhh!"

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Joke of The Day 2 Nov 2004

Some neighbors gave us a pumpkin pie as a holiday gift. As lovely as
the gesture was, it was clear from the first bite that the
pie tasted bad. As a matter of fact, it was so inedible that
we had to throw it away.

Ever gracious and tactful, my wife still felt obliged
to send the neighbors a note. It read:
"Thank you very much for the pumpkin pie. Something like that
doesn't last very long in our house."


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JOKE OF THE DAY 1 Nov 204

Here's a SARS chuckle for you......

This story was told by a nurse... and she swears this really
happened on her ward.

A man suspected of SARs is lying in the hospital bed with a mask over
his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and
hands. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles
black?"
Embarrassed the young nurse replies, "I don't know Sir, I'm only here
to wash your face and hands."
He struggles again to talk through his mask an repeats, "Nurse, are my
testicles black?"
Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face
and hands."
The Head Nurse was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught
so she marched over to inquire what was wrong. "Nurse," he mumbled,
"Are my testicles black?"
Being a nurse of long-standing, the Head Nurse was undaunted. She
whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pyjama trousers, had a real
good look, pulled his pyjamas back up, replaced the bedclothes and
announced, "Nothing wrong with your testicles!!!"
At this point, the man pulled off his mask and screams out, "I SAID,
ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK ??!!!"

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