JOKE OF THE DAY 15 Oct 2009

High School Science From actual answers given on High School Science Tests:

~Many dead animals of the past changed to fossils while others preferred
to be oil. ~ All animals were here before mankind. The animals lived
peacefully until mankind came along and made roads, houses, hotels and
condoms. ~ Men are mammals and women are femammals. ~ Proteins are
composed of a mean old acid. ~ The largest mammals
are to be found in the sea because there is
nowhere else to put them. ~ Involuntary muscles are not as willing as
voluntary ones. ~ Methane, a greenhouse gas, comes from the burning
of trees and cows. ~ The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The
head sits on the top and you sit on the bottom. ~ Mushrooms always
grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas. ~ Some people
say we condescended from the apes. ~ The leopard has black spots
which look like round soars on its body. Those who catch soars get
leprosy. ~ The three cavities of the body are the head cavity, the
tooth cavity and the abominable cavity. ~ Most books say the sun is
a star. But it still knows how to change back into the sun in the daytime. ~
Cadavers are
dead bodies that have donated themselves to science. This procedure is
called gross anatomy.
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JOKE OF THE DAY 14 Oct 2009

The Demo
The salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in the department
store. He was impressing the people who stopped by to look by putting
the comb through all sorts of torture and stress. Finally to impress
even the skeptics in the crowd, he bent the comb completely in half, and
it snapped with a loud crack. Without missing a beat, he bravely held up
both halves of the 'unbreakable' comb for everyone to see and said:
"And this, ladies and gentlemen, is what an unbreakable comb looks like
on the inside..."
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JOKE OF THE DAY 12 Oct 2009

The Irish Jig is Up
Patrick was spotted driving along the highway at a steady speed, when he
suddenly indicated right and pulled off into a rest area. He quickly
jumped out of the car and opened the trunk. From a large bag, he
produced a party hat, streamers, a bottle of lemonade, sandwiches and a
cake. After eating the food and drinking the lemonade, he launched into
a little Irish jig. The whole
proceeding lasted about fifteen minutes, after which he got back in his
car and drove off. Curious, a State Trooper followed him at a
distance and about 30 minutes later, he saw him stop at the next rest
area and repeat the whole procedure. This was too much for the officer,
so he decided to stop him and ask what was going on. "Can I ask you
the reason for all the stops and the food, drink and Irish jigs?" the
officer asked. "Well, sir," explained Patrick, "I'm on my company's
annual employee outing." "But you're the only one here," argued the
officer. "Yes, I know," replied Patrick. "I'm self-employed!"
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