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JOKE OF THE DAY 9 Aug 2007

Breaking Off the Engagement
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Larry finally found the nerve to tell his fiancee that he had to break
off their engagement so he could marry another woman.

"Can she cook like I can?" the distraught woman asked between sobs.

"Not on her best day," he replied.

"Can she buy you expensive gifts like I do?"

"No, she's broke."

"Well, then, is it sex?"

"Nobody does it like you, babe."

"Then what can she do that I can't?"

"...Sue me for child support."

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JOKE OF THE DAY 8 Aug 2007

Mercedes for $150.
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A woman was looking for a used car to buy and saw an ad in the
classifieds. It read: Brand new 1995 Mercedes Benz, slate blue, loaded
with options. Will sell for $150.00.

She was astonished and decided to call the seller and check it out. The
woman selling the car was glad to show it to her and, to her surprise,
the car was in perfect condition.

She asked the woman, "What's the catch? Why are you selling this car so
cheaply?"

"Well," she said, "it's my husband's car actually, and he recently ran
off with his young secretary. I got a telegram from him last week that
read: 'In Miami. Need money. Sell car.'"

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JOKE OF THE DAY 7 Aug 2007

Sick in Church
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A little girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling
ill.

"Mommy," she said, "can we leave now?"

"No," her mother replied.

"Well, I think I'm gonna be sick, Momma!"

"Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and
then behind a bush."

After about 60 seconds the little girl returned to her seat.

"Were you sick?" her mom asked.

"Yes."

"How could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and
returned so quickly?"

"I didn't have to go out of the church, Mommy. They have a box next to
the front door that says, 'For the Sick.'"

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JOKE OF THE DAY 6 Aug 2007

The Man Dictionary
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"IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and
you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Translated: "I have no idea how it works."

"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND."
Translated: "I was wondering if that redhead over there is wearing a
bra."

"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD."
Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Translated: "Are you still talking?"

"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS."
Translated: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the address of the
first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle identification numbers of
every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday."

"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES."
Translated: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."

"OH, DON'T FUSS - I JUST CUT MYSELF, IT'S NO BIG DEAL."
Translated: "I have actually severed a limb, but will bleed to death
before I admit that I'm hurt."

"I CAN'T FIND IT."
Translated: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm
completely clueless."

"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?"
Translated: "What did you catch me at?"

"I HEARD YOU."
Translated: "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am
hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't
spend the next three days yelling at me."

"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE."
Translated: "I am used to the way you yell at me, and realize it could
be worse."

"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC."
Translated: "Oh, God, please don't try on one more outfit, I'm
starving."

"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE."
Translated: "No one will ever see us alive again."

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