JOKE OF THE DAY 14 Jan 2005
Two beggars are sitting side by side on a street
in Mexico City. One has a cross in front of him,
the other one the Star of David. Many people go
by and look at both beggars, but only put money
into the hat of the beggar sitting behind the cross.
A priest comes by, stops and watches throngs of
people giving money to the beggar behind the
cross, but none to the beggar behind the
Star of David.
Finally the priest goes over to the beggar behind
the Star of David and says: "My poor fellow, don't
you understand? This is a Catholic country. People
aren't going to give you money if you sit there
with a Star of David in front of you, especially
when you're sitting beside a beggar who has a cross.
In fact, they would probably give to him just out
of spite."
The beggar behind the Star of David turns to the
beggar with the cross and says, "Moishe, look who's
here to teach the Levine Brothers about marketing!"
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in Mexico City. One has a cross in front of him,
the other one the Star of David. Many people go
by and look at both beggars, but only put money
into the hat of the beggar sitting behind the cross.
A priest comes by, stops and watches throngs of
people giving money to the beggar behind the
cross, but none to the beggar behind the
Star of David.
Finally the priest goes over to the beggar behind
the Star of David and says: "My poor fellow, don't
you understand? This is a Catholic country. People
aren't going to give you money if you sit there
with a Star of David in front of you, especially
when you're sitting beside a beggar who has a cross.
In fact, they would probably give to him just out
of spite."
The beggar behind the Star of David turns to the
beggar with the cross and says, "Moishe, look who's
here to teach the Levine Brothers about marketing!"
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QUOTATION OF THE DAY
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They inspire, they motivate and at times they tickle your funny bone. But they
never miss to touch your heart. Your daily supply of chosen gems from the world
of literature, ancient proverbs, poetry and sayings from great leaders.
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WORTH READING
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Things they do not teach you at college! Life's puzzle unfolded. Words of wisdom
that motivate you to introspect and reflect. Here's your chance to question the
priorities of existence and also to get their answers.
Join the Worth Reading mailing list @
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expletive or subtle but they are definitely rated - XXX. Statutory Warning -
18++ may be injurious if your mommy sees it, subscribe at your own risk.
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