JOKE OF THE DAY 31 Jul 2009

Pennsylvania Football Fan

 

Two boys are playing football in a
Pennsylvania State Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler named
Roethlisberger. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board from a
nearby fence, and uses it to wack the dog a dozen times. The dog
scampers off like a bunny. A Post Gazette reporter who was strolling
by sees the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young
Steelers Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his
notebook. "But I'm not a Steelers fan," the little hero replied.
"Sorry, since we are in Pennsylvania, I just assumed you were," said the
reporter and starts again. "Little Eagles Fan Rescues Friend From
Horrific Attack," he continued writing in his notebook. "I'm not an
Eagles fan either," the boy said. "Oh, I assumed everyone in
Pennsylvania was either for the Steelers or the Eagles. What team do you
root for?" the reporter asked. "I'm a Browns fan," the child replied.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Juvenile
Cleveland Browns Fan Brutally Assaults Beloved Family Pet."
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JOKE OF THE DAY 30 Jul 2009

First Time

 

Early one evening a gentleman scuttled out to his garage and pulled the lawn
furniture out onto the driveway. Shortly after followed the lawnmower, a
few gardening tools and a bicycle. A curious neighbor wandered over
and asked if he was going to have a garage sale. "No," replied the
gentleman. "My son just bought his first car and right now he's getting
ready for a big date." "So what's with all the stuff?" asked the
neighbor. "Well, after years of moving tricycles, toys and sports
equipment out of the way every time I came home from work I wanted to
make sure the driveway was ready for him."
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JOKE OF THE DAY 27 Jul 2009

Football Fans

 

A Vikings fan, a Bears fan, and a Steelers fan were
standing side-by-side using the urinal. The Vikings fan finished,
zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands... clear
up to his elbows... he used about 20 paper towels before he finished. He
turned to the other two men and commented, "I graduated from the
University of Minnesota, and they taught us to be clean." The Bears
fan finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed
one paper towel and commented, "I graduated from the University of
Illinois, and they taught us to be environmentally conscious." The
Steelers fan zipped up and as he was walking out the door said, "I
graduated from the University of Pittsburgh, and they taught us not to
pee on our hands."
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