Wednesday, January 21, 2009

JOKE OF THE DAY 22 Jan 2009

Domestic Blitz
Smith goes to see his supervisor in the front office... "Boss," he
says, "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my
wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling
stuff." "We're short-handed, Smith," the boss replies. "I can't give
you the day off." "Thanks boss," says Smith, "I knew I could count on
you!"
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Tuesday, January 20, 2009

JOKE OF THE DAY 21 Jan 2009

The Guru and The Tax Man
 
A man in a blue J.C. Penney suit had
fallen between the rails in a subway station. People were all
crowding around, vainly trying to get him out before the train ran him
over. Everyone was shouting, "Give me your hand!" Alas, the man would
not reach up. Suddenly, Baba Ben Bebo, the wise guru, elbowed his way
through the crowd and leaned over the man. "Friend," he asked with
compassion, "what is your profession?" "I am an income tax inspector,"
gasped the man in the blue suit. "Please, sir, TAKE my hand," said Ben
Bebo. The man immediately grasped the guru's hand and was quickly
pulled to safety. Ben Bebo then turned to the amazed bystanders and
said, "Never ask a tax man to 'give', you anything, my friends..."

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Monday, January 19, 2009

JOKE OF THE DAY 20 Jan 2009

The Obvious Answer
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of blood. Trying to
make the matter clearer, she said: "Now class, if I stood on my head,
the blood as you know, would run into it and I should turn red in the
face." "Yes," replied some in the class. "Then why is it that while
I am standing upright in an ordinary position the blood doesn't run into
my feet?" A class member shouted, "'Cause your feet ain't empty!"

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Sunday, January 18, 2009

JOKE OF THE DAY 19 Jan 2008

Internet Forum Posting How many forum posters does it take to change
a light bulb? 1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light
bulb has been changed. 14 to share similar experiences of changing
light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs. 27 to point
out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs. 53
to flame the spell checkers. 41 to correct spelling/grammar flames.
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb." Another 6 to condemn
those 6 as anal-retentive. 2 industry professionals to inform the
group that the proper term is "lamp." 15 know-it-alls who claim *they*
were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct. 156
to email the participant's ISPs complaining that they are in violation
of their "acceptable use policy." 109 to post that this forum is not
about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb
forum. 203 to demand that cross posting to hardware forum, off-topic
forum, and lightbulb forum about changing light bulbs be stopped. 111
to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs
and therefore the posts *are* relevant to this forum. 306 to debate which
method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light
bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what
brands are faulty. 27 to post URL's where one can see examples of
different light bulbs. 14 to post that the URL's were posted
incorrectly and to then post the corrected URL's. 3 to post about
links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which
makes light bulbs relevant to this group. 33 to link all posts to
date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures,
and add "Me too." 12 to post to the group that they will no longer
post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy. 19 to
quote the "Me too's" to say "Me three." 4 to suggest that posters
request the light bulb FAQ. 44 to ask what a "FAQ" is. 4 to say
"Didn't we go through this already a short time ago?" 143 to say "Do
a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light
bulbs." 10 posters to claim the light bulb failed because of George
Bush's policies. 20 to denounce those 10 and blame the failure on the
previous administration. 1 to say that if you were any damn good at
all you wouldn't need the freaking light bulb. 3 to say that those of
you talking about light bulbs aren't working and should get back to
work. 1 to say that there's really 7 that are burned out, and the
government's lying to us that there's only 1. 1 forum lurker to
respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over
again.

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