Wednesday, January 19, 2005

JOKE OF THE DAY 20 Jan 2005

All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her
down the aisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom;
the bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand.
The guests in the front pews responded with ripples of laughter.
Even the priest smiled broadly.

As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave him
back his credit card.

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QUOTATION OF THE DAY 20 Jan 2005



Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to
success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful.
-Herman Cain

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JOKE OF THE DAY 19 Jan 2005

POLICE QUOTES:


"The handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch
out after you wear them awhile."

"If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."

"So, you don't know how fast you were going. I guess that means
I can write anything I want on the ticket, huh?"

"Yes sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think
it will help. Oh, did I mention that I am the shift supervisor?"

"Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning you not to do that
again or I'll give you another ticket."

"The answer to this last question will determine whether you are
drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or dog?"

"Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a
toaster oven."

"Life's tough, it's tougher if you're stupid."

"No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to have quotas,
but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we want."

"Just how big were those two beers?

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Tuesday, January 18, 2005

QUOTATION OF THE DAY 19 Jan 2005

The best cure for worry, depression, melancholy, brooding, is to go
deliberately forth and try to lift with one's sympathy the gloom of
somebody else.
-- Arnold Bennett

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Monday, January 17, 2005

JOKE OF THE DAY 18 Jan 2005

A man pacing back and forth glanced at his watch and yelled
upstairs to his wife, "Honey, are you ready yet?"

Shouting back, the woman replies,

"For crying out loud, Ed, I've been telling you for the last
half hour that I'll be ready in a minute!"

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QUOTATION OF THE DAY 18 Jan 2005

Real glory springs from the silent conquest of ourselves.
-- Joseph P. Thompson

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JOKE OF THE DAY 17 Jan 2005

While making rounds, a doctor points out an X-ray to
a group of medical students.

"As you can see," she says, "the patient limps because
his left fibula and tibia are radically arched. Michael,
what would you do in a case like this?"

"Well," ponders the student, "I suppose I'd limp too."

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