Joke of The Day 11 Nov 2004

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East
assignment. A friend asked, "Why weren't you successful with the Arabs?"
The salesman explained, "When I got posted in the Middle East, I was
very confident that I will makes a good sales pitch as Cola is virtually
unknown there. But, I had a problem I didn't know to speak Arabic. So, I
planned to convey the message through 3 posters...
First poster, a man crawling through the hot desert sand... totally
exhausted and panting. Second, the man is drinking our Cola and Third,
our man is now totally refreshed. Then these posters were pasted all over
the place"

"That should have worked," said the friend.
The salesman replied, "Well, not only did I not speak Arabic, I also
didn't realize that Arabs read from right to left..."

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Joke of The Day 10 Nov 2004

An foreign woman married an English gentleman and they lived happily ever
after in London. However, the poor lady was not very proficient in
English, but did manage to communicate with her husband, as he was
bilingual. The real problem arose whenever she had to shop for
groceries. One day, she went to the butcher and wanted to buy
chicken legs. She didn't know how to put forward her request,
and in desperation, clucked like a chicken and lifted up her skirt
to show her thighs. The butcher got the message and she went home with
chicken legs.

The next day, she needed to get chicken breasts. Again, she didn't
know how to say it, and so she clucked like a chicken and unbuttoned
her blouse to show the butcher her breast! The lady got what she wanted.

The 3rd day, the poor lady needed to buy sausages. Unable to find a way
to communicate this, she brought her husband to the store...
















...what were you thinking?

Hellooooooo, her husband speaks English!
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Joke of The Day 9 Nov 2004

If Microsoft had been the first to invent books:


1. Before you can open the cover of your new book, you must obtain a
book activation code by phoning Microsoft.

2. Sorry, only one person may ever read your book.

3. It's full of spelling mistakes and typos.

4. When you're reading your book, the words can mysteriously disappear.

5. Libraries, which are for sharing books, are illegal.

6. You must acknowledge you have read and understood the Book License
Agreement Hype (BLAH) before you can read your book.

7. Microsoft has the right to enter your premises to conduct book
inspections to make sure your book is being read in accordance with the
BLAH.

8. The Book Users' Group General Alliance (BUGGA) calculates that the
annual loss of revenues to Microsoft arising from BLAH violations in
2001 was $10.97 billion.

9. There are two versions of your book - the "Standard" and the "Pro"
versions. In the standard version, those pages containing the most
useful information have been stuck together.

10. Confidential information is inexplicably in bigger type that can be
easily read by anyone glancing over your shoulder.


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Joke of The Day 8 Nov 2004

Let It Rip

A very attractive young lady was sitting in a fine restaurant one
night...

Waiting for her date as she was, she wanted to make sure everything
was perfect. So, as she bends down in her chair to get the mirror
from her purse, she accidentally farts quite loudly, just as the
waiter walks up.

Sitting up straight, embarrassed and red faced, sure that everyone in
the place heard her, turns to the waiter and demands, "Stop that!"

The waiter looks at her dryly and says, "Sure lady, which way was it
headed?"

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