Joke of The Day

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY :

It's really not difficult...

To make a woman happy; a man only needs to be :

a friend

a companion

a lover

a brother

a father

a master

a chef

a electrician

a carpenter

a plumber

a mechanic

a decorator

a stylist

a psychologist

a pest exterminator

a psychiatrist

a healer

a good listener

an organiser

a good father

very clean

sympathetic

athletic

warm


attentive

gallant

intelligent


funny

creative

tender

strong

understanding

tolerant

prudent

ambitious

capable

courageous

determined

true

dependable

passionate


WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:



give her compliments regularly


love shopping


be honest


be very rich


not stress her out


not look at other girls



AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:


give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself


give her lots of time, especially time for herself


give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes


IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:



Never to forget:


* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes


HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :

1 . Leave him in peace




shared by Prashant


Enjoy
Chirag
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Three-Legged Race

One day a traveling salesman was driving down a back country road at about
30 mph when he noticed that there was a three-legged chicken running
alongside his car.
He stepped on the gas but at 50 miles per hour. The chicken was still
keeping up. After about a mile of running the chicken ran up a farm lane and
into a barn behind an old farm house.

The salesman had some time to kill so he turned around and drove up the farm
lane. He knocked at the door and when the farmer answered he told him what
he had just seen.

The farmer said that his son was a geneticist and he had developed this
breed of chicken because the he, his wife and his son each like a drumstick
when they have chicken and this way they only have to kill one chicken.

"That's the most fantastic thing I've ever heard," said the salesman. "How
do they taste?"

"I don't know," said the farmer. "We've never caught one."

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Two church members were going door to door, and knocked on the door of
a woman who was not happy to see them.

She told them in no uncertain terms that she did not want to hear their
message, and slammed the door in their faces. To her surprise, however,
the door did not close and, in fact, bounced back open. She tried
again, really put her back into it, and slammed the door again with the
same result -- the door bounced back open.

Convinced these rude young people were sticking their foot in the door,
she reared back to give it a slam that would teach them a lesson, when
one of them said, "Ma'am, before you do that again you need to move
your cat."

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Joke of The Day

A vicar was giving the children's message during a church service. For
this part of the service, he would gather all the children around him
and give a brief lesson before dismissing them for children's church.

On this particular Sunday, he was using squirrels for an object lesson
on industry and preparation.

He started out by saying, "I'm going to describe something, and I want
you to raise your hand when you know what it is."

The children nodded eagerly.

"This thing lives in trees (pause)"

"and eats nuts (pause)..."

No hands went up.

"And it is grey (pause)"

"and has a long bushy tail (pause) . . . "

The children were looking at each other, but still no hands raised.

"And it jumps from branch to branch (pause)"

"and chatters and flips its tail when it's excited (pause) . . . "

Finally, one little boy tentatively raised his hand. The vicar
breathed a sigh of relief and called on him.

"Well," said the boy, "I KNOW the answer must be Jesus -- but it
sounds just like a squirrel to me!"


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Joke of The Day 20 Sep 2004

My wife was complaining that I spend too much time on the computer, and
not enough time with her. I decided to fix that by having a `movie
night` with her.

We watched `Hackers`, `The Net`, `You've Got Mail` and `The Matrix`.

She's still mad at me. What did I do?

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Chirag
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