JOKE OF THE DAY 5 Mar 2010
On a HogTied car lock which loops around
both the clutch pedal and the steering wheel:
"Warning - Remove lock before driving."
On a packet of Paris Hilton juggling balls :
"This product contains small granules under 3 millimeters. Not suitable
for children under the age of 14 years in Europe or 8 years in the USA."
On WebBaby birth announcenments: "You must
have a baby before you can announce it to the world!"
On a can of "A Bug's Death" insect spray:
"Kills all kinds of insects! Warning: this spray is harmful to bees."
On the CycleAware helmet-mounted mirror:
"Remember: Objects in the mirror are actually behind you."
On a large folding cardboard sunshade for car windshields:
"Do not attempt to operate vehicle with sunshade in place."
On a can of IceBreaker de-icing spray:
"Spray works in sub-zero temperatures."
On a can of BugOut insect spray:
"Kills flies, wasps, mosquitoes, midges, and other flying insects. Not
tested on animals."
On an ocean buoy for determining the position of submarines:
"Protect from seawater."
On a Batman costume:
"This cape does not give the wearer the ability to fly."
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posted by Chirag at 8:24 PM
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