Joke of The Day 1 Oct 2004

John had spent a week visiting with his brother Pete and
Pete's family. They had accompanied John to the airport
for his flight back home. After verifying his seat number,
John rejoined Pete and the kids and explained he'd have
to wait an additional two hours.

"Why do you have to wait?"

"My plane's been grounded."

"Grounded?" one of Pete's kids said puzzled. "I didn't
know planes had parents."

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Chirag
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Joke of The Day 30 Sep 2004

Talking Politics

Two old-timers, Zeb and Noah, were sitting in rocking chairs in front
of the General Store in Atherton, Vermont, gabbing away about
politics...

Zeb said to Noah, "I used to eat a lot better back when Ronald Reagan
was president."

"Oh... So you think times were better back then?" asked Noah.

"No..." replied Zeb, "I had my own teeth."

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Joke of The Day 29 Sep 2004

A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had
proposed but she had turned him down because she found out he was
an atheist, and didn't believe in Heaven or Hell.
"Marry him anyway dear." the Mother said. "Between the two of us,
we'll show him just how wrong he is."

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JOKE OF THE DAY

Drunk Driver

A policeman pulls over a driver for swerving in and out of lanes on the
highway. He tells the guy to blow a breath into a breathalyzer.

"I can't do that, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm an asthmatic. I could get an asthma attack if I blow into that
tube."

"Okay, we'll just get a urine sample down at the station."

"Can't do that either, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm a diabetic. I could get low blood sugar if I pee in a cup."

"Alright, we could get a blood sample."

"Can't do that either, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm a hemophiliac. If I give blood I could die."

"Fine then, just walk this white line."

"Can't do that either, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because I'm drunk."

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Navigating in School

Little Jimmy, in his first day at a new school, raised his hand
for "number one" and asked how to find the boy's room...

After getting directions, he left the classroom. He returned a few
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