JOKE OF THE DAY 30 Dec 2004

Relationship Thoughts

* My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got a
second girlfriend.

* A husband said to his wife, "No, I don't hate your relatives. In
fact, I like YOUR mother-in-law better than I like mine."

* The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to
forget it once.

* A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he
wants, provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks
for a moment and then says, "OK, give me a million dollars and beat
me half to death."

* Q: How do some men define marriage?

A: A very expensive way to get your laundry done for free.

* Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the
street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are
beautiful!

* A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report
it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.

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