JOKE OF THE DAY 15 April 2005

Real Headlines

*  Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years

*  Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One

*  War Dims Hope for Peace

*  If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While

*  Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

*  Deer Kill 17,000

*  Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

*  Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

*  Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

*  Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge

*  New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

*  Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

*  Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

* Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy

* Arson Suspect Held in Massachusetts Fire

* Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood

* Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

* New Vaccine May Contain Rabies

* Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
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JOKE OF THE DAY 13 April 2005

DRESS ALIKE

The mother of a large family was explaining why she dresses
her children alike, right down to the youngest baby.

"When we had just four children, I dressed them alike so
we wouldn't lose any of them."

"Now," she added, looking around at her brood of nine,
"I dress them alike so we won't pick up any that don't
belong to us."
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JOKE OF THE DAY 12 April 2005

A grasshopper goes into a neighborhood bar.  The bartender looks at
him and says, "I am delighted to see you here.  Do you know that we
have a drink named after you?"

The grasshopper pauses for a minute and replies, "Why did you name a
drink 'Daniel'?"
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