Wednesday, July 08, 2009

JOKE OF THE DAY 9 Jul 2009

Making An Impression
 
A young composer was thrilled and
more than slightly flattered when he learned that Beethoven would attend
a performance of his new opera... He was still more delighted when
Beethoven approached him after the
performance... He awaited the master's judgment with considerable
anticipation. "I like your opera very much," said Beethoven. "In fact,
I think I shall set it to music one day."

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Tuesday, July 07, 2009

JOKE OF THE DAY 8 Jul 2009

First Post-season Practice
 
The Detroit Lions afternoon football practice was delayed on
Monday for nearly 2 hours... One of the players while on his way to
practice happened to look down and notice a suspicious looking, unknown
powdery substance on the field. The new head coach immediately
suspended practice while the FBI determined that the white powdery
substance unknown to the players was the goal line. Practice was
resumed when the FBI special agents decided that the team was unlikely
to encounter the substance again.

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Monday, July 06, 2009

JOKE OF THE DAY 7 Jul 2009

 Fly The Friendly Skies Here are some funny lines
I've heard on airplanes: ~ "As you exit the plane, please make sure to
gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed
evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or
spouses." ~ From the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased
to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry.
Unfortunately none of them are on this flight."
~ This was overheard on an American Airlines flight into
Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day. During the final
approach, the captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely
hard landing, the flight attendant came on the PA and announced:
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo. Please remain in your seats
with your seatbelts fastened while the captain taxis what's left of our
airplane to the gate!" ~ "Last one off the plane must clean it."

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Sunday, July 05, 2009

JOKE OF THE DAY 6 Jul 2009

Inspirational Office Posters
 
10. Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid
Disappointment. 9. Succeed in spite of management. 8. INDECISION is
the key to FLEXIBILITY. 7. When the going gets tough, the tough take a
coffee break. 6. A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm
clock at all.
5. Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker. 4.
Hang in there, retirement is only thirty years away! 3. We waste time,
so you don't have to. 2. Never underestimate the power of very stupid
people in large groups. 1. The beatings will continue until morale
improves.

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