Monday, November 15, 2010

JOKE OF THE DAY 16 Nov 2010

Talking Shop

I used to live in New Brunswick, New Jersey, the home of
Rutgers University... The new flock of kids attending college always
included those who needed a little help with everyday chores they
themselves never did before, such as laundry and grocery shopping. One
night, I was in the dairy aisle at the supermarket, looking for some
eggs. As usual, I opened the carton to check them over before putting
them in my cart. Beside me, a young man did the same to his carton, then
leaned toward me and asked, "What are we looking for?"
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Sunday, November 14, 2010

JOKE OF THE DAY 15 Nov 2010

And Your Fish Can Sing

"Hey, Mike!" shouted Jimmy to his neighbor, "How's your new
pet fish doing? You told me he was really something special." "To tell
the truth," said Mike, "I'm really disappointed in him. The guy who sold
him to me said I could teach him to sing like a bird." "What? Let me
get this straight," replied Jimmy. "You bought a fish because you
thought you could teach him to sing like a bird?" "Well, yeah," said
Mike. "After all, you know, he's a parrot fish." "Now listen, Mike,"
explained Mister Jimmy, "while you might be able to teach a parrot to
sing, you're never going to get anywhere with a parrot fish." "That's
what you think!" exclaimed Mike. "It just so happens this fish CAN sing.
The thing is, he's terribly off-key and it's driving me crazy. Do you
know how hard it is to tune a fish?"
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