JOKE OF THE DAY 28 Dec 2004

There was a little old lady, who every morning stepped onto her front
porch, raised her arms to the sky, and shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD!"

One day an atheist moved into the house next door. He became
irritated at the little old lady. Every morning he'd step onto his
front porch after her and yell: "THERE IS NO LORD!"

Time passed with the two of them carrying on this way every day. One
morning, in the middle of winter, the little old lady stepped onto
her front porch and shouted: "PRAISE THE LORD! Please Lord, I
have no food and I am starving, provide for me, oh Lord!

The next morning she stepped onto her porch and there were two huge
bags of groceries sitting there. "PRAISE THE LORD!" she cried out.
"HE HAS PROVIDED GROCERIES FOR ME!"

The atheist neighbor jumped out of the hedges and shouted: "THERE IS
NO LORD. I BOUGHT THOSE GROCERIES!!"

The little old lady threw her arms into the air and shouted: "PRAISE
THE LORD! HE HAS PROVIDED ME WITH GROCERIES AND MADE THE DEVIL PAY FOR
THEM!"

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