JOKE OF THE DAY 29 Oct 2004

Friends of women:

A wife was not at home for a whole night. So she tells her husband, the
very next morning, that she stayed at her girlfriend's apartment over
night. So the husband calls 10 of her best girlfriends and none of them
confirm that.



Friends of men:

A husband was not at home for a whole night. So he tells his wife the
very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night.
So the wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of them confirm that he
stayed at their apartments that night and another 5 are claiming that he
is still with them.


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JOKE OF THE DAY 28 Oct 2004

A woman was away all weekend at a business conference. During a
break, she decided to call home collect.

Her five-year-old son answered and heard a stranger's voice say,
"We have a Wendy on the line. Will you accept the charges?"

Frantic, he dropped the receiver and came charging outside
screaming, "Daddy! Daddy! They've got Mommy! And they want money!"

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JOKE OF THE DAY 27 Oct 2004

A Minister's Duties

After listening restlessly to a long and tedious sermon, a 6-year-old
boy asked his father what the preacher did the rest of the week.

"Oh, he's a very busy man," the father replied. "He takes care of
church business, visits the sick, ministers to the poor..and then he
has to have time to rest up. Talking in public isn't an easy job, you
know."

The boy thought about that, then said, "Well, listening ain't easy,
either."

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JOKE OF THE DAY 26 Oct 2004

Banta Singh happened to be in a queue at a railway station ticket counter
with two men ahead of him.
'Ek Punjab Mail dena.' demanded the man in front. He was given a ticket.
'Ek Punjab Mail dena.' the second man asked and was handed a ticket.
Then came the turn of Banta Singh, 'Ek Punjab female dena!'
'What do u mean by Punjab female?' asked the clerk. 'It is for my wife'
replied Banta Singh.

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JOKE OF THE DAY 25 Oct 2004

[Warning- These are off Matrimony sites Grammar and spelling errors have no
place in a profile
description as everything is straight from the heart! Comments in italics]

~*~
- i want very simple girl. from brahmin educated family from orissa state
he is also know about RAMAYAN, GEETA BHAGABATA, and other homework
(Homework?)
~*~
- Wants a woman who knows me better and can adjust with me forever. She
may never create any difficulties in my life or
her life by which the entire life can run smoothly. thank you
(The principle of running life smoothly was never so easy!)
~*~
- She should be good looking and should have a service. She Shoulsd have
one brother and one sister. She should be educated. (ain't it unique !! 1
brother 1 sister criteria !)
~*~
- I am a happy-go-lucky kind of person. Enjoys every moments of life. I
love to make friendship. Becauese friendship is a first step of love. I am
looking for my dreamgirl who will love me more than i. Because i love
myself a lot. If u think that is u then why to late come on ........ hold
my hand forever !!! (Ahh...The dilwale dulhaniya effect)
~*~
- i am simple boy.I have lot ofproblemin mylife because ofmylucknow i
amlooking onegirlshe caremeandloveme lot lot lot (I don't know why but
this is one of my favorites)
~*~
- My wife should be as 'Parwati' as in Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki and as Tulsi as
in KSBKBT...... (Ok I haven't seen these soaps but I am sure he must be
demanding too much, ain't he?)
~*~
- i want a girl with no drinks if she wants she can wear jeans in house
but while steping out of house she should give recpect to our cast (by not
wearing her jeans? ahem...)
~*~
- HYE I AM A GOOD LOKING GUY,WHO HAS THE CAPABILITY TO MAKE ANY BODY TO
LOUGH.I BELIEVE IN GOD AND ACCORDING TO ME FRIENDS ARE THE REAL MESSENGER
OF GOD. THE 3 THINGS I AM LOOKING FROM A GIRL ,THEY ARE 1.THEY MUST
BELIEVE IN GOD.2. THEY HAVE TO LIKE MY PROFFESION AND THEY SHOULD NOT GET
BORED WITH ME WHEN I WILL TRY TO MAKE THEM LOUGH. (all of us are loughing)
~*~
- whatever she may be but she should feel that she is going to be someone
bride and she must think of the future life if she is toolike this she
would bde called the lady of the lamp (I am clueless, I feel so lost)
~*~
- i love my patner i marriage the patner ok i search my patner and i love
the patner ok thik hai the patner has a graduate ok
(I am again clueless but I liked the use of "ok". The person is suffering
from "Ok-syndrome")
~*~
- HI IAM VERY COOL NUATHER OK MY HOBBY IS SEE T.V AND NEWS OK I HAVE 1 CAR
AND 1 BONWL OK MY MOTHER ALSO GOOD OK MY FARUET WORLD IS OK (the "ok
syndrome" again)
~*~
- looking for a well groomed bride. well behaved & knowing to cook
chicken. Should be familiar to handle (umm...handle?)
~*~
- HANDSOME, SMART LOOKING, TRYING IN MODELLING INTERESTED IN MEDICINE,
HAVING NO GIRL FRIENDS AT ALL. BUT WAS THERE IN MY SCHOOL TIME . I SHOWED
THEM ALL RELEASED MOVIES (umm...)
~*~
- hello i am a good charactarised man. i want to run my life happily.i
divorced my first wife.her charactor is not good'. i expect the good
minded and clean habits girl who may be in the same caste or other caste
accepted ... (but credit cards not accepted) ..
~*~
- my colour is black,but my heart is white.i like social service (But, if
You're thinkin'About my baby It don't matter if you're Black or white)
~*~
- i'm looking out for who lives in bombay, girl simple who trust me lot
should be roman catholic, LOVE ME ONLY. (Now that criteria is a must,
isn't it?)
~*~
- to be married on jan-2005. working woman perferable (this guy has fixed
the marriage date too! But he is yet to find a bride. I wish him best luck
on behalf of all of us. I am sure he will get one soon.)

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