JOKE OF THE DAY 31 Dec 2004

Her Defense of Liberty

An old lady had always wanted to travel abroad. Now that she was
getting on in years, she thought she would really like to do so
before she died. But until now, she'd never even been out of the
country. So she began by going in person to the Passport Office and
asking how long it would take to have one issued.

"You must take the loyalty oath first," responded the passport
clerk. "Raise your right hand, please."

The old gal raised her right hand.

"Do you swear to defend the Constitution of the United States against
all its enemies, domestic or foreign?" was the first question.

The little old lady's face paled and her voice trembled as she asked
in a small voice, "Uhhh... All by myself?"

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with regards,
Chirag
:c )