Thursday, November 29, 2007

JOKE OF THE DAY 30 Nov 2007

Rover & Rolex

A girl was visiting her blonde friend who had acquired two new dogs, and
asked her what their names were.

The blonde responded, "One's named Rolex and the other one is named Timex."

Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

"Hellooooo," answered the blonde. "They're watch dogs!"


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Wednesday, November 28, 2007

JOKE OF THE DAY 29 Nov 2007

20 VERY Short Books

1) A Guide to Arab Democracies

2) A Journey through the Mind of Britney Spears

3) Amelia Earhart's Guide to the Pacific Ocean

4) High-Paying Career Opportunities for English Majors

5) Contraception Tips From the Pope

6) Detroit - A Travel Guide

7) Different Ways to Spell "Bob"

8) Dr. Jack Kevorkian's Collection of Motivational Speeches

9) Easy UNIX

10) Bulgarian Tips on World Dominance

11) Everything Men Know About Women

12) French Hospitality

13) Bob Dole: The Wild Years

14) How to Sustain a Musical Career by Art Garfunkel

15) Mike Tyson's Guide to Dating Etiquette

16) Good Sportsmanship by Bill Belichick

17) Spotted Owl Recipes by the EPA

18) Popular Lawyers

19) Staple Your Way to Success

20) The Amish Phone Book


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Tuesday, November 27, 2007

JOKE OF THE DAY 28 Nov 2007

Hard of Hearing

A concerned husband went to a doctor to talk about his wife. He says to the
doctor, "Doctor, I think my wife is deaf because she never hears me the
first time and always asks me to repeat things."

"Well," the doctor replied, "go home and tonight stand about 15 feet from
her and say something to her. If she doesn't reply move about five feet
close and say it again. Keep doing this so that we'll get an idea about the
severity of her deafness".

Sure enough, the husband goes home and does exactly as instructed. He starts
off about 15 feet from his wife in the kitchen as she is chopping some
vegetables and says, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

He hears no response. He moves about five feet closer and asks again.

No reply.

He moves five feet closer.

Still no reply.

He gets fed up and moves right behind her, about an inch away, and asks
again, "Honey, what's for dinner?"

She replies, "For the fourth time, vegetable stew!"

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Monday, November 26, 2007

JOKE OF THE DAY 27 Nov 2007

Hills and Valleys

One time when I was home visiting my folks, my mom asked me to set the table
for dinner.

I opened the refrigerator and taped to the inside of the door was a risque
picture of a lovely, slender, perfectly built, but scantily-clad young
woman.

"Mom, what's this?" I asked.

"Oh, I put that up there to remind me not to over eat," she answered.

"Is it working?" I asked.

"Yes and no," she explained. "I've lost 5 pounds, but your dad has has
gained 20!"

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Sunday, November 25, 2007

JOKE OF THE DAY 26 Nov 2007

COMPUTER PROBLEM REPORT FORM:

1. Describe your problem: ____________

2. Now, describe the problem accurately: ____________

3. Speculate wildly about the cause of the problem: ____________

4. Problem severity:
A. Minor B. Minor C. Minor D. Trivial

5. Nature of the problem:
A. ___Locked Up B. ___Frozen C. ___Hung D. ___Strange Smell

6. Is your computer plugged in? Yes __ No __

7. Is it turned on? Yes __ No __

8. Have you tried to fix it yourself? Yes __ No __

9. Have you made it worse? Yes __

10. Have you had a friend who "knows all about computers " try to fix it for
you? Yes__ No__

11. Did they make it even worse? Yes __

12. Have you read the manual? Yes__ No__

13. Are you sure you've read the manual? Maybe __ No__

14. Are you absolutely certain you've read the manual? No__

15. If you read the manual, do you think you understood it? Yes__ No__

16. If 'Yes' then explain why you can't fix the problem yourself:
____________

17. What were you doing with your computer when the problem occurred?
____________

18. If you answered 'nothing' then explain why you were logged in:
____________

19. Are you sure that you aren't imagining the problem? Yes__ No__

20. Does the clock on your VCR blink 12:00? Yes__ What's a VCR__

21. Do you have a copy of 'PCs for Dummies'? Yes__ No__

22. Do you have any independent witnesses to the problem? Yes__ No__

23. Do you have any electronic products that DO work? Yes __ No__

24. Is there anyone else that you could blame this problem on? Yes__ No__

25. Have you given the machine a good whack on the top? Yes__ No__

26. Is the machine on fire? Yes__ Not Yet __


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