Joke of The Day 17 Sep 2004

A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York, he sees a little
girl being attacked by a bull dog. He runs over and starts fighting with
the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life.

A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a
hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker
saves the life of little girl"

The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!"

"Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves
life of little girl'" - the policeman answers.

"But I am not an American!" - says the man.

"Oh, what are you then?
"The man says: - "I am a Iraqi"

The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent
American dog, Connections to terrorist networks are being explored"


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Chirag
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The Aging Explorer

A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but
legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most
frightening experience he had ever had.

The old explorer said, "Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of
India. I was on a narrow path and my faithful native gunbearer was behind
me. Suddenly the largest tiger I have ever seen leaped onto the path in
front of us. I turned to get my weapon only to find the native had fled. The
tiger leapt toward me with a mighty ROARRRR! I soiled myself."

The reporter said, "Under those circumstances anyone would have done the
same."

The old explorer said, "No, not then - just now when I went 'ROARRRR!'"


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It was a difficult case for the jurors. They had to decide whether the
owners of the Bottoms Up Club in NYC were guilty of obscenity. The Judge
decided that it would probably be best if the jury went to the club and
see the allegedly obscene act.

The judge and the jury watched the act once, focusing on the part where a
sexy couple performed the "Dance of Love" with a climactic scene of
lovemaking on a bearskin rug. The jury was unable to decide definitely
whether it was obscene or not. So the jury members asked to see the
act one more time. They watched it carefully again. But they still
couldn't reach a decision. So this time they asked the understudies
to perform the same act one more time.

Fortunately, the police involved in the case were very understanding.
According to the Detective: "It is a difficult matter. The police have
watched the show 75 times."

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A clergyman, walking down a country lane, sees a young farmer struggling
to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off.

"You look hot, my son," said the cleric. "Why don't you rest a moment,
and I'll give you a hand."

"No thanks," said the young man. "My father wouldn't like it."

"Don't be silly," the minister said. "Everyone is entitled to a break.
Come and have a drink of water."

Again the young man protested that his father would be upset.

Losing his patience, the clergyman said, "Your father must be a real
slave driver. Tell me where I can find him and I'll give him a piece
of my mind!"

"Well," replied the young farmer, "he's under the load of hay."

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