Thursday, January 06, 2005

JOKE OF THE DAY 7 Jan 2005

Pearly Gates

A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates. "Have you ever
done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered. "Once, upon a trip
to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-
testosterone bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed
them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. "So, I approached
the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the
head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on
the ground." Then I yelled, "Now, back! off!! Or you'll answer to
me!"

St. Peter was impressed, but said, "We don't show any record of this.
When did all of this happen?"

The man looked at his watch and said, "Four minutes ago."

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Tuesday, January 04, 2005

JOKE OF THE DAY 5 Jan 2005

When my firm purchased new telephones, a summer intern was
instructed to key in the numbers for the automatic-dialing
feature on each employee's phone. I had him enter two numbers
for my home, one that could be dialed through the company-owned
phone line and the other for direct dial, in case the firm's
line was busy.

Shortly after the intern finished, I had a visitor from
corporate headquarters. When he needed a phone, I offered
him mine. "Your personal life is none of my business," he
commented after making his call. "But you should be more
discreet." He pointed to the labels on the automatic-dialing
buttons. They read: "HOME-1" and "HOME-2."

>From Reader's Digest

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Monday, January 03, 2005

JOKE OF THE DAY 4 Jan 2004

The police recently busted a man selling tablets he said
gave eternal youth. When going through their files they
noticed it was the fourth time he was caught for doing this.

He had earlier been arrested in 1794, 1856 and 1928!!

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JOKE OF THE DAY 3 Jan 2005

An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being
given a tour of Heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is your ocean-side condo,
over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses.
If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located
throughout the area."

"Heck, Gloria," the old man hissed when Saint Peter walked off, "we
could have been here ten years ago if you hadn't heard about all that
stupid oat bran, wheat germ, and low-fat diets!"

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