JOKE OF THE DAY 8 April 2005

A patient, while recovering in the hospital from a heart attack,
met this over-zealous evangelist.

After listening politely for over a half-hour on how thankful he
should be to have been spared, and how he should repent at
once, he was asked if all of his sins had flashed before his eyes
during the heart attack.

The patient responded, "Don't be ridiculous, the attack lasted
only 6 hours!"
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JOKE OF THE DAY 7 April 2005

Newfie Survival

Smith left Newfoundland and moved to Toronto and bought a  
donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to
deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "I'm sorry, but
I have some bad news -- the donkey died last night."


"Well, den" said Smith, "Jus' give my money back, eh."

"I can't do that Sir, I went and spent it already."

"OK, den. Jus' unload dat donkey."

"What are you gonna do with him?"

"I'm gon-to raffle him off."

"You can't raffle a dead donkey, you dumb Newfie!"

"Well dats where you're wrong. You wait you an' you learn how  
smart we Newfie's are!"

A month later the farmer ran into the Newfie and asked, "What  
happened with that dead donkey?"


"I raffled dat donkey off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars  
apiece and made $998."

"Didn't anyone complain?"

"dat guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."
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JOKE OF THE DAY 6 April 2005

The Thieving Crow


Mullah Nasruddin returned home grinning foolishly on a festival holiday
and his wife wondered aloud about what was so funny. Mullah revealed
that he had bought a fine leg of lamb from the market. On his way home he
encountered a friend who wrote a special mutton recipe. Mullah was
happily looking forward to a delicious meal as he walked back home with the
lamb piece in one hand and the recipe in the other. As ill luck would
have it, a crow had spied the meat. Swooping down with a raucous cry,
the crow stole the meat from Nasruddin’s hand and flew off with it
towards a cluster of trees.

  “You fool,” cried his wife, “what’s so funny about the crow stealing
the meat that we could have cooked on this festival ?”

  “You don’t understand begum!” Mullah continued grinning from ear to
ear.” The stupid crow may have stolen our meat! But what’s it going to
do with raw meat ? It forgot to steal the recipe from my other hand,
which is still with me!
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