JOKE OF THE DAY 11 Oct 2010

Off the Hook!
The father of a teenage daughter was concerned with the amount of time
she spent on the telephone; not so much for the time she wasted (he had
given up on that long ago), but because nobody else could use the phone.
So, as a happy solution, he had a telephone installed for her with her
own private number and directory listing (this happened a few years ago,
before everyone had cell phones. Okay?) Two or three days after her
telephone had been installed, he came home to find her stretched out on
the floor with her feet on the living room couch and chatting away on
the family telephone. Her own telephone was resting silently on her
dresser. "Why are you using our telephone," he yelled. "Why aren't
you talking on your own telephone?" "I can't," she said, "I'm
expecting an important call on my phone."
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