JOKE OF THE DAY 24 Dec 2004
Kuttappa was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone
there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Kuttappa how
about Tom Cruise?" "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."
So Kuttappa and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's
door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts, " Kuttappa! Great to see you! You
and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!" Although impressed,
Kuttappa's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he
tells Kuttappa that he thinks Kuttappa's knowing Cruise was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else", Kuttappa says. "President Clinton," his
boss quickly retorts. "Yes," Kuttappa says, "I know him, let's fly out
to Washington." And off they go. At the White House, Clinton spots Kuttappa
on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, " Kuttappa, what a
surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come
on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."
Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.
After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to
Kuttappa who again implores him to name anyone else. "The Pope," his
boss replies. "Sure!" says Kuttappa. "My folks are from Poland, and I've
known the Pope a long time." So off they fly to Rome. Kuttappa and his boss
are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Kuttappa says, "This
will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell
you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come
out on the balcony with the Pope. And he disappears into the crowd
headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Kuttappa emerges
with the Pope on the balcony.
But by the time Kuttappa returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart
attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss'
side, Kuttappa asks him, what happened?" His boss looks up and says, "I
was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the
man next to me said, "Who's that on the balcony with Kuttappa?"
shared by Rajiv
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there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Kuttappa how
about Tom Cruise?" "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."
So Kuttappa and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's
door, and sure enough, Tom Cruise shouts, " Kuttappa! Great to see you! You
and your friend come right in and join me for lunch!" Although impressed,
Kuttappa's boss is still skeptical. After they leave Cruise's house, he
tells Kuttappa that he thinks Kuttappa's knowing Cruise was just lucky.
"No, no, just name anyone else", Kuttappa says. "President Clinton," his
boss quickly retorts. "Yes," Kuttappa says, "I know him, let's fly out
to Washington." And off they go. At the White House, Clinton spots Kuttappa
on the tour and motions him and his boss over, saying, " Kuttappa, what a
surprise, I was just on my way to a meeting, but you and your friend come
on in and let's have a cup of coffee first and catch up."
Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.
After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to
Kuttappa who again implores him to name anyone else. "The Pope," his
boss replies. "Sure!" says Kuttappa. "My folks are from Poland, and I've
known the Pope a long time." So off they fly to Rome. Kuttappa and his boss
are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when Kuttappa says, "This
will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all these people. Tell
you what, I know all the guards so let me just go upstairs and I'll come
out on the balcony with the Pope. And he disappears into the crowd
headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Kuttappa emerges
with the Pope on the balcony.
But by the time Kuttappa returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart
attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss'
side, Kuttappa asks him, what happened?" His boss looks up and says, "I
was doing fine until you and the Pope came out on the balcony and the
man next to me said, "Who's that on the balcony with Kuttappa?"
shared by Rajiv
Wishing you and your family members a Merry Chrismas
and a very Happy and Prosperous New Year.
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QUOTATION OF THE DAY
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never miss to touch your heart. Your daily supply of chosen gems from the world
of literature, ancient proverbs, poetry and sayings from great leaders.
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WORTH READING
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Things they do not teach you at college! Life's puzzle unfolded. Words of wisdom
that motivate you to introspect and reflect. Here's your chance to question the
priorities of existence and also to get their answers.
Join the Worth Reading mailing list @
http://groups-beta.google.com/group/WorthReading
Or simply go Blogging @
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expletive or subtle but they are definitely rated - XXX. Statutory Warning -
18++ may be injurious if your mommy sees it, subscribe at your own risk.
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