JOKE OF THE DAY 13 Aug 2009
Helpful Hints for the Inexperienced Traveler:
~ On a trip to Canada, your travel agent should not charge you for an
interpreter. ~ Be suspicious if the advertised price of a Caribbean
cruise includes the phrase "Free Ammo." ~ Legitimate travel agents do
not dress in foreign military uniforms. ~ Consider carefully before
visiting a country where the license plate motto is Die American Pig.
~ There is no legitimate reason for a travel agent to need to know if
you have experience in jungle warfare. ~ If you find yourself in Iran,
don't wear a t-shirt with the slogan "Salman Rushdie Lives!" ~ While visiting the
Vatican, do not refer to St. Peter as "Saints Pete and Repeat." ~ When
visiting Turkey, say no to anyone wanting you to deliver a suitcase of
powdered sugar to their grandmother in New York City. ~ Do not board a
cruise ship if passengers are being issued oars!
interpreter. ~ Be suspicious if the advertised price of a Caribbean
cruise includes the phrase "Free Ammo." ~ Legitimate travel agents do
not dress in foreign military uniforms. ~ Consider carefully before
visiting a country where the license plate motto is Die American Pig.
~ There is no legitimate reason for a travel agent to need to know if
you have experience in jungle warfare. ~ If you find yourself in Iran,
don't wear a t-shirt with the slogan "Salman Rushdie Lives!" ~ While visiting the
Vatican, do not refer to St. Peter as "Saints Pete and Repeat." ~ When
visiting Turkey, say no to anyone wanting you to deliver a suitcase of
powdered sugar to their grandmother in New York City. ~ Do not board a
cruise ship if passengers are being issued oars!
New York City Traveler's Tips ~ The city does not
employ so-called "wallet inspectors." ~ Remember: regular hot dogs do
not have fingernails embedded in them! ~ Yelling at cabdrivers in
English wastes your time and theirs. ~ John Gotti's descendants always
have the right of way. ~ Bring plenty of extra cash to pay for parking
tickets you will receive for parking legally (this is a new
revenue-generating plan instituted by Mayor Bloomberg to close the
budget gap.) ~ Avoid paperwork for your next of kin by keeping dental
records on you at all times. ~ Sit at least TWO barstools away from
Plaxico Burress!!
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employ so-called "wallet inspectors." ~ Remember: regular hot dogs do
not have fingernails embedded in them! ~ Yelling at cabdrivers in
English wastes your time and theirs. ~ John Gotti's descendants always
have the right of way. ~ Bring plenty of extra cash to pay for parking
tickets you will receive for parking legally (this is a new
revenue-generating plan instituted by Mayor Bloomberg to close the
budget gap.) ~ Avoid paperwork for your next of kin by keeping dental
records on you at all times. ~ Sit at least TWO barstools away from
Plaxico Burress!!
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QUOTATION OF THE DAY
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They inspire, they motivate and at times they tickle your funny bone. But
they never miss to touch your heart. Your daily supply of chosen gems from
the world of literature, ancient proverbs, poetry and sayings from great
leaders.
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WORTH READING
-------------
Things they do not teach you at college! Life's puzzle unfolded. Words of
wisdom that motivate you to introspect and reflect. Here's your chance to
question the priorities of existence and also to get their answers.
Join the Worth Reading mailing list @
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18++
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Indulge your dirty mind with some outright hilarious adult jokes. They could
be expletive or subtle but they are definitely rated - XXX. Statutory
Warning - 18++ may be injurious if your mommy sees it, subscribe at your own
risk.
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