JOKE OF THE DAY 6 Apr 2010

Delusions-Be-Gone

"Congratulations Mr. Smith," said the psychiatrist.
"I think we have finally and completely cured you of your delusion."
"Thanks...I guess." Answered Mr. Smith glumly. "But what's wrong?"
asked the psychiatrist. "Why do you sound so depressed?" "Wouldn't you
be down if one day you're Harrison Ford and the next you're a nobody?"

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JOKE OF THE DAY 5 Apr 2010

The Marrital Blitz

~ Before we got married, I caught her in my arms.
Now I catch her in my pockets!!!
~ As she hears the Wedding March,
three things are foremost in a bride's mind: aisle, altar, hymn!
~ After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool
when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love
and didn't notice."
~ Bachelor: A guy who believes in life, liberty, and the happiness of
pursuit.
~ Before marriage, a man "Yearns" for the woman he loves. After marriage,
the 'Y' goes silent.
~ A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a
millionaire." The friend asked, "And what was he
before you married him?" The woman replied, "A multi-millionaire!"
~ In marriage, the bride gets a shower; but for the groom, it's curtains!
~ I was married by a judge. I should have requested a jury!
~ Confucius say man who sink into woman's arms soon have arms in woman's
sink.
~ I married "Miss Right" ... I just didn't know her first name
was "Always"!
~ Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and
debting.

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