JOKE OF THE DAY 20 Feb 20099

Buy the Same Token

 

At a posh Las Vegas casino, a blackjack dealer and a player with
a 13 count in his hand are arguing about whether or not it is
appropriate to tip the dealer. The player says, "When I get bad cards,
it's not the dealer's fault. Accordingly, when I get good cards, the
dealer obviously has nothing to do with that either, so why should I tip
him?" The dealer replies, "When you eat at a restaurant do you tip the
waiter?" "Yes," the gambler concedes. "Well then, he serves you
food; whether it's good or bad isn't up to him. By the same token, I'm
serving you cards, so you should tip me." "Okay," says the gambler,
"but the waiter gives me what I ask for. I'll take an 8."

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JOKE OF THE DAY 19 Feb 2009

Trick or Treat

 

As Mrs. Crabapple walked around the classroom to check
on her students assignments, a fifth-grade student looked down.. Mrs.
Crabapple asked, "What's the problem, Carol? I hope it's not homework
again." "Well, uh, yes it is," replied Carol. "I made my homework
paper into a paper airplane." "Carol, that wasn't a very bright thing
to do," said the teacher, "but this once I'll let you just unfold the
paper and hand it in." "Oh, but that won't work," said Carol, looking
even more downcast. "You see, I just got a text message from home -- it
seems the plane went missing over the Bermuda Triangle."
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JOKE OF THE DAY 17 Feb 2009

Spooktacularly
Funny One-liners!
Q. Why did the ghost go to the doctor? A. To get his boo-ster shot?
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Q. Why are there fences around cemeteries? A. Because so many people
are dying to get in!
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Q. Where does Dracula water ski? A. On Lake Eerie!
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Q. Where does Count Dracula make his withdrawals? A. At the blood
bank.
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Q. When does a ghost need a license? A. During "haunting" season.
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Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch!
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Q: What is
a witch's favorite subject in school?
A: Spelling!

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A: Hoblin Goblin.

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Q: When does a skeleton laugh?
A: When something tickles his funny bone.

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Q: What happens when a ghost gets lost in a fog?
A: He's mist

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JOKE OF THE DAY 16 Feb 2009

Following His Good Example

 

Young Henry's dad was a farmer in Puck
County, Utah. One day his Uncle Festivus came to visit. Since there were
limited accommodations, they were required to sleep together. When
Uncle Festivus came into the bedroom, he saw young Henry kneeling beside
the bed with his head bowed... Thinking this was the child's religious
upbringing at work, he decided to present a good example and kneeled at
the other side of the bed with his head bowed. Henry looked up and
said, "Whatcha doin'?" "Why, the same thing you're doing," replied
Uncle Festivus. "Ma's gonna be mad," said Henry, "the piss pot's on
this side!"

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JOKE OF THE DAY 16 Feb 2009

Following His Good Example

 

Young Henry's dad was a farmer in Puck
County, Utah. One day his Uncle Festivus came to visit. Since there were
limited accommodations, they were required to sleep together. When
Uncle Festivus came into the bedroom, he saw young Henry kneeling beside
the bed with his head bowed... Thinking this was the child's religious
upbringing at work, he decided to present a good example and kneeled at
the other side of the bed with his head bowed. Henry looked up and
said, "Whatcha doin'?" "Why, the same thing you're doing," replied
Uncle Festivus. "Ma's gonna be mad," said Henry, "the piss pot's on
this side!"

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