Thursday, August 05, 2010

JOKE OF THE DAY 6 Aug 2010

The High Price of Healthcare

A man goes to consult a
specialist about his medical problem. After the visit the man asks, "How
much do I owe you?" "My fee is five hundred dollars," replies the
physician. "Five hundred dollars? That's impossible. No one charges
that much!" "In your case," the doctor replies, "I suppose I could
adjust my fee to three hundred." "Three hundred dollars? For one
visit? Ridiculous." "Well, then, could you afford two hundred?"
"Who has that kind of money?" "Look, replies the doctor," growing
irritated, "Just give me a hundred and get out of my office, okay?"
"I can give you fifty," says the man. "Take it or leave it." "I don't
understand you," says the doctor. "Why did you come to the most
expensive doctor in New York if you have no money?" "Listen, Doctor,"
says the patient, "When it comes to my health, nothing is too
expensive!"
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Sunday, August 01, 2010

JOKE OF THE DAY 2 Aug 2010

Appointed Tee Time

John found the following ransom note slipped under his front
door. "Bring $50,000 to the 17th hole of your country club tomorrow at
10:00 AM if you ever want to see your wife alive again." But it was
well after 1:00 PM by the time he arrived at the designated meeting
spot. A masked man stepped from behind a bush and demanded, "You're
three hours late. What took you so long?" "Give me a break!" said
John, "There were four old ladies playing ahead of me!"
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