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JOKE OF THE DAY 27 Dec 2007

Hare Freedom

One day a laboratory rabbit escapes from his cage. Outside the compound he
tastes fresh grass for the first time. "This is incredible," he thinks.

He soon finds wild rabbits playing in the fields. "I've just escaped from
the lab," he says. "What do you rabbits do?"

"We eat fresh, luscious carrots dug from private gardens," one replies.

So the lab rabbit spends hours eating his fill of succulent carrots. Then he
asks, "What else do wild rabbits do?"

"You see that field there?" they reply. "We eat the lettuce."

So the rabbit feasts on the fresh, crispy lettuce until his stomach is ready
to burst. "It's fantastic out here!" he cries.

"Are you going to live with us then?" one of the wild rabbits asks.

"I've had a great time, but I can't," says the rabbit.

The rabbits stare at him in surprise. "Why? We thought you liked it here."

"I do," the rabbit answers. "But I've got to get back to the lab. I'm dying
for a cigarette!"

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They inspire, they motivate and at times they tickle your funny bone. But
they never miss to touch your heart. Your daily supply of chosen gems from
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JOKE OF THE DAY 26 Dec 2007

An Honest Apology

During a family gathering at Thanksgiving, Little Johnny said to his aunt
Tess, "My God, you're ugly, aren't you!"

His mother overheard this and pulled Johnny into the kitchen...

"You naughty boy!" she scolded, "How can you say to your aunt that she's
ugly! You go right in and apologize to her! Tell her you're sorry!"

Little Johnny entered the living room, walked over to his aunt and said,
"Aunt Tess, I am sorry you're ugly."

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JOKE OF THE DAY 24 Dec 207

Christmas Cake Recipe

You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs,
two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a
cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a bottle of whisky.

Sample the whisky to check for quality.

Take a large bowl. Check the whisky again. To be sure it is the highest
quality, pour one level cup and drink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer,
beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar and
beat again.

Make sure the whisky is still okay. Cry another tup. Turn off the mixer.
Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Mix
on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers pry it loose
with a drewscriver.

Sample the whisky to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt. Or
something. Who cares? Check the whisky. Now sift the lemon juice and strain
your nuts. Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can
find.

Grease the oven. Turn the cake tin 350 degrees. Don't forget to beat off the
turner. Throw the bowl out of the window, check the whisky again and go to
bed.

Shared by Sherry Farrington
<Wishes> Merry Christmas and Happy New Year </Wishes>
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