JOKE OF THE DAY 14 Nov 2007

TV-Department Blonde

A blonde goes into an appliance store looking for a tv. After a few minutes,
she picks one out and approaches the salesman.

"I want to buy this television," she says. The salesman replies, "Sorry, but
I think you are having a 'blonde moment.' I can't serve you."

She gets mad, leaves and goes home. She dyes her hair brown and returns to
the store.

"I want to buy this television," she says to the salesman.

Again the salesman says, "Sorry, but I think you are having a 'blonde
moment.' I can't serve you."

She leaves again, frustrated.

She goes home and proceeds to shave her head, eyebrows and all, leaving no
visible trace of blonde hair on her head. Upon returning to the store, she
once again approaches the salesman.

"Sir, I would like to purchase this television, and I don't want any
problems."

To which a completely different salesman replies, "Sorry, but I think you
are having a 'blonde moment.' I can't serve you."

Fed up with this, she cries, "How can you tell that I am blonde? I have dyed
my hair and even resorted to shaving my head!"

To which the salesman replied, "Well, Miss, that television you are trying
to buy is a microwave!"

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JOKE OF THE DAY 13 Nov 2007

A Dozen Things Guys Think Girls Should Know

1. We're not the bunch of barbarians you think we are.

2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a jerk.

3. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.

4. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with
you.

5. If you really liked us for who we are, you would let us believe that our
mustache, beard, or sideburns look cool.

6. NEVER ask us if you can put make up on us. It's just wrong.

7. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.

8. We absolutely do not care about Justin Timberlake, George Clooney, Brad
Pitt or what any other guy looks like for that matter.

9. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't
have to apologize when you are wrong.

10. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans
sometimes.

11. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we
believe you.

12. If you want us to put the seat DOWN when we're done, you should put it U
when you're done!

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JOKE OF THE DAY 12 Nov 2007

A Winter's Tale

The Michaels family owned a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the
North Dakota border. Their land had been the subject of a minor dispute
between the United States and Canada for generations.

Mrs. Michaels, who had just celebrated her 90th birthday, lived on the farm
with her son and three grandchildren.

One day, her son came into her room holding a letter. "I just got some news,
Mom," he said.

"The government has come to an agreement with the people in Washington.
They've decided that our land is really part of the United States. We have
the right to approve or disapprove of the agreement. What do you think?"

"What do I think?" his mother said. "Call them right now and tell them we
accept! I don't think I can stand another one of those Canadian winters!"

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