JOKE OF THE DAY 16 Jan 2009

A Message for God

 

A little boy who was in kindergartnen, practiced
spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad, and
mom had proudly been displayed for all to see. One morning, while
getting ready for the day, he bounded into the room with his arms
outstretched. In his hands were three magnetic letters: "G"-"O"-"D"
"Look what I spelled, Mom!" he exclaimed, a proud smile on his face.
"That's wonderful!" his mother praised him. "Now go put them on the
fridge so Dad can see when he gets home tonight." The mom was so
pleased and glad that Sunday school was having a positiven impact on her
young one. Then, about 30 seconds later, the little boy called to his
mom from the kitchen -- "Mom! How do you spell 'zilla?'"

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JOKE OF THE DAY 13 Jan 2009

The First Pancake
A busy mother was preparing pancakes for her three sons, ages 7, 5 and
3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their
mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson. "If Jesus were sitting
here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake. I can
wait.'" The oldest turned to the youngest and said, "You be Jesus!"

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JOKE OF THE DAY 12 Jan 2009

 How Do You Decide Who To Marry?

 

You got to find somebody who likes the
same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like
sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
- Alan, age 10

 

No person really decides before they grow up who
they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to
find out later who you're stuck with.
- Kirsten, age 10 --------------

 

What is the Right Age To Get
Married? Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person
FOREVER by then.
- Camille, age 10

 

No age is good to get married at. You got to be a
fool to get married.
- Freddie, age 6
How Can A Stranger Tell If Two People Are Married? You might have to
guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
- Derrick, age 8 --------------

 

What Do Your Think Your Mom and Dad
Have In Common? Both don't want any more kids.
- Lori, age 8 --------------

 

What Do Most People Do On A Date?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each
other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
- Lynnette, age 8

 

On the first date, they just tell each other lies,
and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
- Martin, age 10 --------------

 

What Would You Do On A First Date
That Was Turning Sour? I'd run home and play dead. The next day I
would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all
the dead columns.
- Craig, age 9 --------------

 

When Is It Okay To Kiss Someone?
When they're rich.
- Pam, age 7

 

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want
to mess with that.
- Curt, age 7

 

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you
should marry them & have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
- Howard, age 8 --------------

 

Is It Better To Be Single or Married?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone
to clean up after them.
- Anita, age 9 --------------

 

How Would The World Be Different If
People Didn't Get Married? There sure would be a lot of kids to
explain, wouldn't there?
- Kelvin, age 8 --------------

 

How Would You Make a Marriage Work?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck. -
Ricky, age 10
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