Friday, April 22, 2005

JOKE OF THE DAY 22 Apr 2005

Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another
for some time. After inquiring about each other's health, one asked how
the other's husband was doing.

"Oh! Ted died last week. He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage
for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped down dead right there in the
middle of the vegetable patch!"

"Oh dear! I'm very sorry," replied her friend, "What did you do?"

"Opened a can of peas."

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Thursday, April 21, 2005

JOKE OF THE DAY 21 April 2005

Q. What do Winnie the Pooh and John the Baptist have in common?

A. They both have the same middle name.

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Wednesday, April 20, 2005

JOKE OF THE DAY 20 April 2005

Tourists
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Tourists ask a lot of interesting questions as we travel among
the Hawaiian Islands on my charter boat. Some people wanted to
know,
"Does the water go all the way around the island?"

Another asked, "How much farther until we're in the ocean?"

The one that made me want to jump overboard was, "Can you please
take the boat closer to the sunset?"

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Tuesday, April 19, 2005

JOKE OF THE DAY 19 April 2005

Pauly walks into a bar and approaches the barman, "Can I have a pint of
Less, please?"

"I'm sorry sir," the barman replies, looking slightly puzzled, "I've
not come across that one before. Is it a spirit?"

"I've no idea," replies Pauly, "The thing is, I went to see my doctor
last week and he told me that I should drink Less."

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Monday, April 18, 2005

JOKE OF THE DAY 18 April 2005

One of the guests on a daytime talk show was relating
how her boyfriend made her go weak at the knees.

"What would you do to make my knees go weak?" my
sister-in-law asked my (not-so-romantic) brother.

"I could stand on your shoulders," he replied.
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