Thursday, December 10, 2009

JOKE OF THE DAY 11 Dec 2009

The Taxing Situation

The stockbroker received notice from the IRS
that he was being audited. He showed up at the appointed time and place
with all his financial records, then sat for what seemed like hours as
the accountant poured
over them. Finally the IRS agent looked up and commented, "You must
have been a tremendous fan of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle." "Why would you
say that?" wondered the broker. The IRS agent answered, "Because
you've made more brilliant deductions on your last three returns than
Sherlock Holmes made in his entire career."
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Monday, December 07, 2009

JOKE OF THE DAY 8 Dec 2009

A Taxing Situation I'm not sure if this qualifes as a joke or a
tragedy! Here are some of the taxes paid in U.S.A.:

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
Capital Gains Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Court Fines (indirect taxes)
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline Tax Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax Interest expense
Inventory tax IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Local Income Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Prostitution Tax (Vegas only)
Real Estate Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Road Toll Booth Taxes
Road Usage Taxes (Truckers)
Sales Taxes
Septic Permit Tax
Service Charge Taxes
Social Security Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal service fee tax
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
Telephone State and local tax
Telephone usage charge tax
Toll Bridge Taxes
Toll Tunnel Taxes
Traffic Fines (indirect taxation)
Trailer registration tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax


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Sunday, December 06, 2009

JOKE OF THE DAY 7 Dec 2009

Context is Everything!

This is amazing. Read this ... it's all mucked up with
nonsensical verbae, yet you will understand the story because you
already know the tail! Rindercilla: A Tairy Fale Once uton a pime
in a corn funtry there lived a geautiful birl and her name was
Rindercella. Now Rindercella lived with her two sad blisters and her
mugly other. Also in this corn funtry there liv inviting all the
geautiful birls from riles amound. But Rindercella gouldn't co. She had
to make dancy fesses for her two sad blisters and her mugly other.
While they all went off to the bancy fall ,
Rindercella just cat down and shried. She was just citting there a
shrying when there appeared before her - her jerry mud father!
"Rindercella," she asked, "Shry do you why?" Rindercella mold her jerry
mud father of her werrible tork. Just then her jerry mud father
made Rindercella a geautiful bown and took two mield fice and a tumpkin and
purned them
into two stighty malions and cig boach! Off to the bancy fall went
Rindercella, with the warning that she must go home before the mid clock
struck night. As Rindercella entered the bancy fall the pransome hince
saw her through a widden hindow and thought she gas worgeous! They
danced and danced and soon they lell in fove. Suddenly, the mid clock
struck night and fearing her cig boach would purn into a tumpkin,
Rindercella staced down the rairs. But as she beached the rottom, she
slopped her dripper. Well the nery vext day the pransome hince
searched the corn funtry for the geautiful birl who had slopped her dripper.
He tried it on
Rindercella's mugly other, but if fidn't dit. He tried it on her sad
blisters... Then, the dripper fit only Rindercella at last. Now the
storal of the mory: If you ever go to a bancy fall to meet a pransome
hince with the hopes of lalling in fove, don't forget to slop your
dripper!
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