JOKE OF THE DAY 17 Dec 2004

Aptitude Test

Little Johnny wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude
test:

Mr. Proctor: If I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another
two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Little Johnny : SEVEN!

Mr. Proctor: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two Rabbits,
and two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you
got?

Little Johnny : SEVEN!

Mr. Proctor: Let's try this another way. If I give you two bottles of
beer, and two bottles of beer, and another two bottles of beer, how
many bottles of beer have you got?

Little Johnny : SIX.

Mr. Proctor: Good! Now, if I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits,
and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?

Little Johnny : SEVEN!

Mr. Proctor: How on Earth do you work out that three lots of two
rabbits is seven?

Little Johnny : I've already got one rabbit at home!

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JOKE OF THE DAY 16 Dec 2004

A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning.
He said, "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are
going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing
whatever hymn that comes to your mind."

The pastor shouted out "CROSS." Immediately the congregation started
singing in unison, "THE OLD RUGGED CROSS."

The pastor hollered out "GRACE." The congregation began to sing
"AMAZING GRACE, how sweet the sound."

The pastor said "POWER" The congregation sang "THERE IS POWER
IN THE BLOOD."

The Pastor said "SEX" The congregation fell in total silence. Everyone
was in shock. They all nervously began to look around at each other
afraid to say anything.

Then all of a sudden, way from in the back of the church, an 87-year-old
great-grandmother stood up and began to sing "PRECIOUS MEMORIES."

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JOKE OF THE DAY 15 Dec 2004

The first said that he is so good he sold a color television to a blind man.

The second bragged he sold a hi-fi stereo system to a deaf man.

The third said he sold a cuckoo clock to Banta.

The other two said, “So what?”

The third salesman added, "Along with the cuckoo clock, I also sold him 50
kg of bird seeds!"

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JOKE OF THE DAY 14 Dec 2004

A Catholic Priest, a Protestant Minister and a Rabbi are discussing the
question of when does life begin. "Without any doubt," says the Priest,
"life begins at the moment of conception, when the sperm meets the egg."

"No, no!" says the Protestant Minister. "Life begins at the moment of
birth, when the baby emerges."

"No way," says the Rabbi. "Life begins when the last kids are out of
college, and the dog dies."

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JOKE OF THE DAY 13 Dec 2004

Martin wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his
eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water
on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean
and pressed. Martin looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order,
spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table. "Honey, breakfast is on
the stove, I left early to go shopping. Love You!"

So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough there is a hot breakfast and the
morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Martin asks, "Son, what
happened last night?"

His son says, "Well, you came home around 3 AM, drunk and delirious. Broke some
furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled
into the door."

Confused, Martin asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, and
breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried
to take your pants off, you said, "Lady leave me alone! I'm married!"



Moral
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Self-induced hangover -- $100.00
Broken furniture -- $2,000.00
Breakfast -- $10.00
Saying The Right Thing While Drunk -- PRICELESS


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