Thursday, August 20, 2009

JOKE OF THE DAY 21 Aug 2009

Give Me a Brake!

An insurance agent was teaching his wife to drive
when the brakes suddenly failed on a steep, downhill grade. "I can't
stop!" she shrilled. "What should I do?" "Brace yourself," advised her
husband, "and try to hit something cheap!"
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JOKE OF THE DAY 21 Aug 2009

Give Me a Brake!

An insurance agent was teaching his wife to drive
when the brakes suddenly failed on a steep, downhill grade. "I can't
stop!" she shrilled. "What should I do?" "Brace yourself," advised her
husband, "and try to hit something cheap!"
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Wednesday, August 19, 2009

JOKE OF THE DAY 20 Aug 2009

The Wedding Bell Blues

Before Jane became engaged, she was quite the beauty, and didn't
mind letting her boyfriend know it, too! "A lot of men are gonna be
totally miserable when I marry," Jane told him. "Really?" asked Ted,
"And just how many men are you intending to marry?"

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Tuesday, August 18, 2009

JOKE OF THE DAY 19 Aug 2009

Feline Frivolity

Q. What do you call a cat who does tricks? A. A
magic kit. ------ Q. Why did the mother cat put stamps on her
kittens? A. Because she wanted to mail a litter. ------ Q. Which
game did the cat want to play with the mouse? A. Catch! ------
------ Q. Why does a tiger have stripes? A. So he won't be spotted.
------ Q. How do you call a barber cat? A. Yell..."Hair Kitty!"
------ Q. What kind of work does a weak cat do? A. Light mouse work.
------ A tom cat and a tabby cat were courting on a back fence at
night. The tom leaned over to the tabby with pent up passion and
purred "I'll die for you!" The tabby gazed at him from under lowered
eye lids and asked: "How many times?" ------ Q. Which state has a
lot of dogs and cats? A. Petsylvania
------Q. What do English cats drink in the afternoon? A. Kit-tea. ------
Q. Where did the kittens go on their class trip? A. To a meowseum!
Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?

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Monday, August 17, 2009

JOKE OF THE DAY 18 Aug 2009

The Lights Of Vegas
I was in Las Vegas a short while ago, and had a very amusing experience.
While getting gas, two young women in a convertible pulled in. They
pulled up next to me and asked where the lighthouses were.
"Lighthouses?" I asked. "Yes lighthouses," the driver replied. "We
are new to Las Vegas and just can't seem to find them." Curious, and
knowing that Las Vegas is nowhere near the ocean, I asked, "Why are you
looking for lighthouses?" "Oh, there are so many good paying jobs for
lighthouses here in the paper. But most want you to appear in person,"
the passenger answered while pointing to several ads. I stopped
pumping my gas and walked over to see the ad. You can imagine their
disappointment when I read the ads and explained to them the difference
between, "light housekeeping" and "lighthouse keeping".

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Sunday, August 16, 2009

JOKE OF THE DAY 17 Aug 2009

Stand On One Foot
 
My neighbor was telling me about her toddler
Allison. She took Allison to the doctor for her checkup. As part of the
2-year checkup, they had her do coordination tests - things like
stacking blocks, moving toys around, etc. While the children do the
tasks, they are watched to see if they walk properly. Allison was
performing her tasks admirably, when the doctor said, "Allison, can you
stand on one foot for me?'" So Allison walked over and stood on his
foot!

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