Thursday, August 11, 2005

JOKE OF THE DAY 12 Aug 2005

Safe-Driving Techniques

Two guys in a car drive right through a red light.

"Man, you just ran that red light!" exclaimed the passenger.

"Don't worry, my brother does it all the time," said the driver.

They continue driving through town and then proceed to drive through
another stop light.

"You just ran another stop light! You're going to get us killed!"
screamed the nervous passenger.

"Don't worry, my brother does it all the time," repeated the driver.

Moments later, they approached a green light and they came to a
halting stop.

"Why are you stopping?" asked the anxious passenger.

"Because my brother might be coming!" yelled the driver.

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Wednesday, August 10, 2005

JOKE OF THE DAY 11 Aug 2005


[In Hindi]

SHIVJI Ki Bhakti.........



Ek baar ek aadmi ne badi tapasya ki.

shivji khush .
Prakat hue ...
bole ...
puttar maang ...
maang kya chahiye tujhey !
bakth utha ...
bola shivji ...
mujhey to aap sirf ek guitar de do !
shivji bole kaisa gadha hai ?
unhone kaha ... puttar ...
tuney badi achchi tapsya ki hai ...
kuch bada maang !
wo fir bola ... nahi ji ..mujhey to aap guitar hi do
shivji ne phir samajhaya .. abey .. kuch dhang ka maang ... !
par wo to ada hi hua tha ... bola nahi ... aap to mujhey guitar hi do
!
shivji uskey pao main gir gaye ... bole ..yaar tu kuch aur maang ..
guitar
na maang ...
wo bola ... nahi nahi nahi !! mujhey sirf guitar hi chahiye ...
ab shivji gussey main aa gaye ... boley,.gadhe .. agar guitar mere paas
hota to main ye damaru kyo bajata :)

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JOKE OF THE DAY 10 Aug 2005

Service With A Smile

Henry was standing in line at the airport check-in counter. The man
in front of him was giving the ticket agent all kinds of grief. It
appeared the agent was doing everything possible to please the man,
but nothing seemed to work; the customer seemed to get angrier with
every suggestion the agent made, and raised his voice louder and
louder.

The agent, on the other hand, kept perfectly poised and, when he
finally got everything in order, sent the man off with a smile.

Henry handed the agent his ticket for processing and said to him, "I
don't know how you kept your cool with that man."

"Oh, it wasn't too hard," said the agent, "I've dealt with his type
before."

"I still don't understand how you managed to stay so calm when
someone is yelling at you like that?" noted Henry.

"Well," continued the ticket agent, "you noticed he was going to
Seattle?"

"Yes," said Henry.

"His luggage," said the agent, "is going to Singapore."

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Monday, August 08, 2005

JOKE OF THE DAY 9 Aug 2005

Mrs. Taylor, asked her 5th grade history class, "When was Rome built?"
and called on Timothy to answer first. "Rome was built at night." was
his answer. "At night?" asked Mrs. Taylor, holding her ruler firmly in
her hands. "How ever did you get such an idea?" "Well," gulped the
student, hoping his answer would satisfy her, "everyone knows Rome
wasn't built in a day."

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JOKE OF THE DAY 8 Aug 2005

One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the
bartender: "Drinks for all on me including you, bartender." So
the bartender follows the mans orders and says: "That will be
$36.50 please." The drunk says he has no money so the bartender
slaps him around and throws him out.

The next night the same drunk comes in again and orders a drink
for everyone in the bar including the bartender. Again the
bartender follows instructions and again the drunk says he has
no money. So the bartender slaps him around and throws him out.

On the third night he comes in, the drunk orders drinks for all
except the bartender. "What, no drink for me?" replies the
bartender. "Oh, no. You get violent when you drink."

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