Joke of The Day

Monkey Business.....


There was once a hat-seller who passed by a forest on his way back. The
weather was very hot and he decided to take a nap under one of the trees, so
he left his whole basket of hats by the side. A few hours later, he woke up
by some sounds. The next thing he realized was that all his hats were gone.
Then he heard some monkeys on top of the tree and he looked up. To his
surprise, the tree was full of monkeys. They have taken all his hats!



The hat-seller sits down and tries to think of how he can get the hats down.
He started to think and scratched his head. The next moment, he realized
that the monkeys were doing the same action. Next, he took down his own hat
and fanned himself. The monkeys did exactly the same! An idea strike him -
he took his hat and threw it on the floor. And the monkeys did the same too.
At last , he managed to get all his hats back.



Fifty years later, his grandson also became a hat- seller and had heard this
monkey story from his grandfather. One day, just like his grandfather, he
passed by the same forest. Feeling very hot, he took a nap under the same
tree and left the hats on the floor Again, when he woke up, he realized that
all his hats were gone.



He looked up and found that the monkeys had taken all his hats. Remembering
what his grandfather had told him, he started scratching his head and the
monkeys followed. He took down his hat and fanned himself and again the
monkeys followed. Now, very convinced of his grandfather's idea, he threw
his hat on the floor... but to his surprise, the monkeys still held on to
all the hats!



Then one monkey climbed down the tree, grabbed the hat on the floor, gave
him a slap and said, "You think only you have a grandfather!!"



Enjoy
Chirag
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Aunt Betty

Adam is a young single man and attends a family wedding...

At the wedding he meets relatives that he hasn't seen for years. One
of his elderly Aunties, Aunt Betty, walks over to him and gives him a
hug and says, "You'll be next my love."

Four years pass by and another family wedding occurs. The same Auntie
says to him, "You'll be next my love."

By this time Adam is getting quite annoyed by his Aunt Betty's words,
as he doesn't want to get married. He really wants to come up with
some sort of response for the next family gathering.

Five years pass on, and this time one of his Uncles has died. He
attends his funeral and sees Aunt Betty talking to other relations.
He walks up to her and says, "You'll be next my love."

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Chirag
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An Interesting End


Two women were discussing how they died.

Woman 1: I froze to death, it was not bad. After I quit shaking from the
cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?

Woman 2: I died of massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was
cheating. I came home early to catch him in act. Instead, I found him all
by himself in the lounge, watching TV.

Woman 1: So what happened?
Woman 2: I was so sure there was another woman there, somewhere, that
started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and
searched and down the basement. Then I went throughout every closet and
checked under the bed. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere.
Finally became so exhausted that I just kneeled over and died of a massive
heart attack.

Woman 1: Too bad you did not look into the freezer; we would both be still
alive.

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Can it get worse ?

> A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that because he was
> wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competitition.
> "What are you going to do with the money?" the officer asked.
> The man responded, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license."
> At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, "Officer,
> don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."
> This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted
> out, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car."
> At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk, and a voice asked, "Are
> we over the border yet?"

shared by Rajeev

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