JOKE OF THE DAY 11 Sep 2009

Answer Types (From A to F)

There are all different ways to answer
questions. Here are many of those ways explained with concrete examples!
Abusive
"What's the matter, stupid, don't you know the answer?"
Ambivalence
"Well, it could be yes and it could be no."
Antipathy
"You would have to ask me that."
Amorous
"I love the way you ask that question."
Apathy
"I don't care."
Apologetic
"I'm sorry that you have to ask me that."
Argumentative
"Are you looking for a fight?"
Authoritarian
"I'll tell you when you can ask me questions!"
Bigotry
"I'm not going to tell someone like you."
Blasphemous
"God Dammit, I told you not to ask!"
Compulsive
"I want to tell you right now, I have to tell you right now!"
Conditional
"Well, it depends."
Damnation
"You and your questions can go to hell!"
Depressed
"You would have to ask me that."
Dyslexic
"Gniees sdrawkcab."
Egotistical
"I'm the best person to answer that question."
Evasive
"Have you done your homework today?"
Exhausted
"I'm too tired to answer you right now."
Flatulent
"That question really stinks!"

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JOKE OF THE DAY 10 Sep 2009

Contempt Attempt

An Atlant man was
forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic
summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless
hour for his case to be heard. When his name was called late in the
afternoon, he stood before the judge, only to hear that court would be
adjourned for the next day and he would have to return the next day.
"What for?" he snapped at the judge. His honor, equally irked by a
tedious day and sharp query roared, "Twenty dollars contempt of court.
That's why!" Then, noticing the man checking his wallet, the judge
relented. "That's all right. You don't have to pay now." The young
man replied, "I'm just seeing if I have enough for two more words."
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JOKE OF THE DAY 8 Sep 2009

Understanding Investment Terms in 2009

Bond
What you had with your spouse until you pawned his/her golf clubs to
invest in stock a year ago.
Stock
A magical piece of paper that was worth $33.75 when purchased, but is
worth $2.50 today.
Broker
The person you trust to help you make major financial decisions. Please
note the first five letters of this word spell "Broke".
Bear
What your trade account and wallet will be when you take a flyer on that
hot stock tip your secretary gave you.
Bull
What your broker uses to explain why your mutual funds tanked during the
last quarter.
Margin
Where you scribble the latest quotes when you're supposed to be
listening to your manager's presentation.
Short Position
A type of trade where, in theory, a person sells stocks he doesn't
actually own. Since this also only ever works in theory, a short
position is what a person usually ends up being in (i.e. "The rent, sir?
Hahaha, well, I'm a little short this month.").
Commission
The only reliable way to make money on the stock market, which is why
your broker charges you one.
Yak
What you do into a pail when you discover your stocks have plunged and
your broker is making a margin call.

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JOKE OF THE DAY 7 Sep 2009

A Lousy Duffer

An exceedingly awful
golfer was playing a round of golf, for which he had hired a caddie.
The round proved to be somewhat tortuous for the caddie to watch and he
was getting a bit exasperated by the poor play of his employer. At
one point the ball lay about 180 yards from the green and as the golfer
sized up his situation, he asked his caddie, "Do you think I can get
there with a 5-iron?" The caddie replied, "Eventually."
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