JOKE OF THE DAY 20 Apr 2010

The Godless Scientists

One day a group of scientists got together and decided that
humans had come a long way and no longer needed God. So they picked one
scientist to go and break the news to God. The scientist walked up to
God and said, "God, we've decided that we no longer need you; we're to
the point that we can clone people and do many miraculous things, so why
don't You just go on and get lost." God listened very patiently and
kindly to the man. After the scientist was done talking, God said,
"Very well, how about this? Let's say we have a man-making contest."
To which the scientist replied, "Okay,
great!" "But," God added, "we're going to do this just like I did back
in the old days with Adam." The scientist said, "Sure, no problem" and
bent down and grabbed himself a handful of dirt. God looked at him and
said, "No, no, no. You go get your own dirt."
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