Wednesday, March 30, 2005

JOKE OF THE DAY 31 Mar 2005

Marketing  Survey...


This is a conversation that took place between a young man and a market
surveyor in London.

Surveyor:  Which shaving cream do you use?

Young Man:  Raymond's

Surveyor:  Which aftershave do you use?

Young Man:  Raymond's

Surveyor:  Which deodorant do you use?

Young Man:  Raymond's

Surveyor:  Which toothpaste do you use?

Young Man:  Raymond's

Surveyor:  Which shampoo do you use?

Young Man:  Raymond's

Surveyor:  Which condoms do you use?

Young Man:  Raymond's

Surveyor:  (Frustrated) Okay, tell me, What is this Raymond? An
international company?  A local firm?  What???

Young Man:  Raymond?  He's my roommate.
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Tuesday, March 29, 2005

JOKE OF THE DAY 29 Mar 2005

The new father ran out of the delivery room and announced
to the rest of his family who were waiting for the news: "We
had twins!"

The family was so excited they immediately asked, "Who do
they look like?"

The father paused, smiled, and said, "Each other."
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Monday, March 28, 2005

JOKE OF THE DAY 28 Mar 2005

Three old guys out walking.
First one says. "Windy isn't it? "
Second one says, "No its Thursday"!!
Third one says. "So am I. Lets go get a beer".

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with regards,
Chirag
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