JOKE OF THE DAY 30 Sep 2005

Bob, a 70 year old extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the
Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy 25
year-old blonde who knocks everyone's socks off with her youthful
sex appeal and charm who hangs over Bob's arm and listens intently
to his every word.

His buddies at the club are all aghast. They corner him and ask,
"Bob,how'd you get the trophy girlfriend?"

Bob replies, "Girlfriend? She's my wife!"

They're knocked over, but continue to ask. "So, how'd you persuade
her to marry you?"

Bob says, "I lied about my age." His friends respond, "What do
you mean? Did you tell her you were 50?"

Bob smiles and says, "No. I told her I was 90."

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JOKE OF THE DAY 29 Sep 2005

A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book,
and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy
asked why he wore his collar that way.

The man, who was a priest, said, " I am a Father."
The little boy replied, "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like
that."

The priest looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father
of many."

The boy said, "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls and two grandchildren
and he doesn't wear his collar that way..

The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the Father of hundreds"
and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for a while, then leaned
over and said, "Maybe you should wear your pants backwards
instead of your collar.

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JOKE OF THE DAY 28 Sep 2005

Mother: "How's your history paper coming?"

Son: "Well, my history professor suggested that I use
the Internet for research and it's been very helpful.

Mother: "Really?"

Son: "Yes, so far I've located 17 people who will sell
me one!"

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JOKE OF THE DAY 27 Sep 2005

On the birth of my daughter, I made an effort to curb my
colorful vocabulary...quite successfully, I thought, until
the following exchange between Mom and our three year old
caught my attention:
Mom: Emily, sit down for dinner.
Emily: I need to go upstairs and tell Poppy we are home.
Mom: Emily...sit down.
Emily: I need to tell Poppy.
Mom: Sit down; he already knows we are home.
Emily: No he doesn't. I just heard him say #$%^, &^%$ and @*$&.

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JOKE OF THE DAY 26 Sep 2005

Duck walks into a bar and orders a beer.

Barman says, "Hey, you're a duck!"

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight," observes the duck.

"Yeah, but I mean -- you can TALK!" says the barman.

"Guess your ears are fine, too," answers the duck. "Now, can I
have a
beer please."

Barman serves the duck a pint and asks him what he's doing in
the area.

"Oh," says the duck. "I work on the building site over there.
We'll
be here for a couple of weeks, and I'll be in each lunchtime for
a
pint."

And each day the duck waddles over from his job at the building
site and has his lunchtime lager.

The next week, the circus comes to town on its annual round. The
circus owner comes in for a pint, and the barman tells him about
the talking duck.

"You should get it into your circus," he says. "You could make a
lot of bucks out of a talking duck. I'll speak to him about it."

Following day, the duck comes in at lunchtime.

Barman says, "You know, the circus is in town, and yesterday I
was
chatting to the owner. He's very interested in you."

"Really?" says the duck.

"Yeah. You could make a lot of money there. I can fix it up for
you
easily."

"Hang on," said the duck. "You did say a CIRCUS, didn't you?"

"That's right."

"That's one of those tent things, isn't it? With a big pole in
the
middle?"

"Yeah!"

"That's canvas, isn't it?" said the duck.

"Of course," replied the barman, "I can get you a job there
starting
tomorrow. The circus owner's dead keen."

The duck looked very puzzled. "What would he want with a
plasterer?"

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