JOKE OF THE DAY 11 Jun 2010

Anagrams
An anagram is a word or phrase made by transposing or rearranging the
letters of
another word or phrase. The following are exceptionally clever. Someone
out there either has way too much time to waste or is deadly at
Scrabble. Word When you re-arrange the letters

Dormitory -----> Dirty Room
Evangelist -----> Evil's Agent
Desperation -----> A Rope Ends It
The Morse Code -----> Here Come Dots
Slot Machines -----> Cash Lost in 'em
Animosity -----> Is No Amity
Mother-in-law -----> Woman Hitler
Snooze Alarms -----> Alas! No More Z's
Alec Guinness -----> Genuine Class
Semolina -----> Is No Meal
Galleries -----> Large Picture Halls,
A Decimal Point -----> I'm a Dot in Place
The Earthquakes -----> That Queer Shake
Eleven plus two -----> Twelve plus one
Contradiction -----> Accord not in it
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JOKE OF THE DAY 9 Jun 2010

Myrna and Ruth
One day some nextdoor neighbors got to arguing about whose dog was
smarter... "My dog is so smart," said Myrna. "Every morning he waits
for the paperboy to come around and then he fetches a newspaper and
brings it to me." "I know," said Ruth. "How do you know that? You
are never up that early in the morning!" asked Myrna. "My dog told
me," answered Ruth.
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JOKE OF THE DAY 7 Jun 2010

Searching For Answers

The Sunday school teacher was carefully
explaining the story of Elijah the Prophet and the false prophets of
Baal. She explained how Elijah built the altar, put wood upon it, cut
the steer in pieces and laid it upon the altar. And then Elijah
commanded the people of God to fill four barrels of water and pour it
over the altar. He had them do this four times... "Now," said the
teacher, "can anyone in the class tell me why the Lord would have Elijah
pour water over the steer on the altar?" A little girl in the back of
the room raised her hand with great enthusiasm. "Yes, Sarah," said
the teacher. "Do you know why the Lord had Elijah pour water over the
steer?" "To make the gravy!" came her enthusiastic reply.
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