Tuesday, December 23, 2008

JOKE OF THE DAY 24 Dec 2008

'Twas the Night Before Christmas - Mafia Style
 
Twas the night before Christmas,
Da whole house was mella,
Not a creature was stirrin',
Cuz I had a gun unda da pilla. When up on da roof
I heard somethin' pound,
I sprung to da window,
To scream, "YO! Keep it down!" When what to my
Wanderin' eyes should appear,
But da Don of all elfs,
And eight friggin' reindeer! Wit' slicked back black hair,
And a silk red suit,
don Christopher wuz here,
And he brought da loot! Wit' a slap to dare snouts,
And a yank on dare manes,
He cursed and he shouted,
And he called dem by name. "Yo Tony, Yo Frankie,
Yo Vinny, Yo Vito,
Ay Joey, Ay Paulie,
Ay Pepe, Ay Guido!" As I drew out my gun
And hid by da bed,
He flew troo da winda
And slapped me 'side da head. "What da hell you doin'
Pullin' a gun on da Don?
Now all you're gettin' is coal,
You friggin' moron!" Den pointin' a fat finga
Right unda my nose,
He twisted his pinky ring,
And up da chimney he rose. He sprang to his sleigh,
Obscenities screamin',
Away dey all flew,
Before he troo dem a beatin'. Den I heard him yell out,
What I did least expect,
"Merry Friggin' Christmas to all,

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JOKE OF THE DAY 24 Dec 2008

'Twas the Night Before Christmas - Mafia Style
 
Twas the night before Christmas,
Da whole house was mella,
Not a creature was stirrin',
Cuz I had a gun unda da pilla. When up on da roof
I heard somethin' pound,
I sprung to da window,
To scream, "YO! Keep it down!" When what to my
Wanderin' eyes should appear,
But da Don of all elfs,
And eight friggin' reindeer! Wit' slicked back black hair,
And a silk red suit,
don Christopher wuz here,
And he brought da loot! Wit' a slap to dare snouts,
And a yank on dare manes,
He cursed and he shouted,
And he called dem by name. "Yo Tony, Yo Frankie,
Yo Vinny, Yo Vito,
Ay Joey, Ay Paulie,
Ay Pepe, Ay Guido!" As I drew out my gun
And hid by da bed,
He flew troo da winda
And slapped me 'side da head. "What da hell you doin'
Pullin' a gun on da Don?
Now all you're gettin' is coal,
You friggin' moron!" Den pointin' a fat finga
Right unda my nose,
He twisted his pinky ring,
And up da chimney he rose. He sprang to his sleigh,
Obscenities screamin',
Away dey all flew,
Before he troo dem a beatin'. Den I heard him yell out,
What I did least expect,
"Merry Friggin' Christmas to all,

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Monday, December 22, 2008

JOKE OF THE DAY 23 Dec 2008

 FUNNY POETRY
A pun is the lowest form of wit,
It does not tax the brain a bit;
One merely takes a word that's plain
And picks one out that sounds the same.
Perhaps some letter may be changed
Or others slightly disarranged,
This to the meaning gives a twist,
Which much delights the humorist.
A sample now may help to show
The way a good pun ought to go:
It isn't the cough, that carries you off,
It's the coffin they carry you off in."
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Sunday, December 21, 2008

JOKE OF THE DAY 22 Dec 2008

 Unfit and Unphased
I know that drunk driving is not a laughing matter, but this
story is pretty darn amusing. Since nobody got injured by this
knucklehead, I shall relate this wacky tale: In October, a Redondo
Beach, Calif. police officer arrested a driver after a short chase and
charged him with drunk driving. Officer Joseph Defazio suspicions were
aroused when he saw the white Mazda MX-7 rolling down Pacific Coast
Highway with half of a traffic-light pole (including the lights!) lying
across its hood. The driver had hit the pole on a median strip and
simply kept driving... According to Officer Defazio, when the driver
was asked about the pole, he said, "It came with the car when I bought
it."
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JOKE OF THE DAY 22 Dec 2008

 Unfit and Unphased
I know that drunk driving is not a laughing matter, but this
story is pretty darn amusing. Since nobody got injured by this
knucklehead, I shall relate this wacky tale: In October, a Redondo
Beach, Calif. police officer arrested a driver after a short chase and
charged him with drunk driving. Officer Joseph Defazio suspicions were
aroused when he saw the white Mazda MX-7 rolling down Pacific Coast
Highway with half of a traffic-light pole (including the lights!) lying
across its hood. The driver had hit the pole on a median strip and
simply kept driving... According to Officer Defazio, when the driver
was asked about the pole, he said, "It came with the car when I bought
it."
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