JOKE OF THE DAY 3 Jul 2009

Grandfatherly Advice

 

Paul was planning a move into his new house,
which is only two blocks away from his present house. So he called a
moving company for an estimate. All that Paul wanted the moving company
to move was his big, old grandfather clock, but the moving company
wanted to charge $350 for this, so Paul decided that he would move it
himself. As he was on his way, he saw a drunk coming his way and tried
to avoid him, but, still, the drunk walked right into him. Paul
angrily shouted, "Hey! Watch where you are going, you drunk bastard!"
The drunk replied, "You watch where you are going!" Paul said, "No!
You watch where YOU are going. Can't you see that I'm carrying this
clock?!" The drunk said, "It's your fault! Why don't you just wear a
watch like everyone else?

------------------------------------------------------------------
YOUR JOKE OF THE DAY, IS JUST A BLOG AWAY @   
http://joketimefolks.blogspot.com/
SUBSCRIBE/UNSUBSCRIBE FOR THIS MAILING LIST @    
http://groups-beta.google.com/group/JokeOfTheDay


ALSO PLAYING AT A MAILING LIST NEAR YOU ::

QUOTATION OF THE DAY
--------------------
They inspire, they motivate and at times they tickle your funny bone. But
they never miss to touch your heart. Your daily supply of chosen gems from
the world of literature, ancient proverbs, poetry and sayings from great
leaders.

Join the Quote A Day mailing list @
    http://groups-beta.google.com/group/QuotationOfTheDay
Or simply Blog it @   
http://quotationoftheday.blogspot.com/

WORTH READING
-------------
Things they do not teach you at college! Life's puzzle unfolded. Words of
wisdom that motivate you to introspect and reflect. Here's your chance to
question the priorities of existence and also to get their answers.

Join the Worth Reading mailing list @
    http://groups-beta.google.com/group/WorthReading
Or simply go Blogging @   
http://readingtimefolks.blogspot.com/

18++
----
Indulge your dirty mind with some outright hilarious adult jokes. They could
be expletive or subtle but they are definitely rated - XXX. Statutory
Warning - 18++ may be injurious if your mommy sees it, subscribe at your own
risk.

Join the 18++ mailing list @
    http://groups-beta.google.com/group/18PlusPlus
Or simply go Blogging @   
   http://18plusplus.blogspot.com/

JOKE OF THE DAY 2 July 2009

An Unusual Swap

 

Wendy was reading a newspaper, while James, her husband, was
engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. "Listen to
this," she said. "There's a classified ad here where a guy is offering
to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium." "Hmmm," James
said, not looking up from his magazine. Teasing him, Wendy said,
"Would you swap me for a season ticket?" "Absolutely not," he said.
"How sweet," Wendy said. "Tell me why not." "Season's more than half
over," he said.

------------------------------------------------------------------
YOUR JOKE OF THE DAY, IS JUST A BLOG AWAY @   
http://joketimefolks.blogspot.com/
SUBSCRIBE/UNSUBSCRIBE FOR THIS MAILING LIST @    
http://groups-beta.google.com/group/JokeOfTheDay


ALSO PLAYING AT A MAILING LIST NEAR YOU ::

QUOTATION OF THE DAY
--------------------
They inspire, they motivate and at times they tickle your funny bone. But
they never miss to touch your heart. Your daily supply of chosen gems from
the world of literature, ancient proverbs, poetry and sayings from great
leaders.

Join the Quote A Day mailing list @
    http://groups-beta.google.com/group/QuotationOfTheDay
Or simply Blog it @   
http://quotationoftheday.blogspot.com/

WORTH READING
-------------
Things they do not teach you at college! Life's puzzle unfolded. Words of
wisdom that motivate you to introspect and reflect. Here's your chance to
question the priorities of existence and also to get their answers.

Join the Worth Reading mailing list @
    http://groups-beta.google.com/group/WorthReading
Or simply go Blogging @   
http://readingtimefolks.blogspot.com/

18++
----
Indulge your dirty mind with some outright hilarious adult jokes. They could
be expletive or subtle but they are definitely rated - XXX. Statutory
Warning - 18++ may be injurious if your mommy sees it, subscribe at your own
risk.

Join the 18++ mailing list @
    http://groups-beta.google.com/group/18PlusPlus
Or simply go Blogging @   
   http://18plusplus.blogspot.com/

JOKE OF THE DAY 30 Jun 2009

From The Women's Dictionary Argument (ar*gyou*ment)
n.
A discussion that occurs when you're right, but he just hasn't realized
it yet. Airhead (er*hed) n.
What a woman intentionally becomes when pulled over by a policeman.
Bar-be-que (bar*bi*q) n
You bought the groceries, washed the lettuce, chopped the tomatoes,
diced the onions, marinated the meat and cleaned everything up, but, he,
"made the dinner." Blonde jokes (blond joks) n.
Jokes that are short so men can understand them. Cantaloupe
(kant*e*lope) n
Gotta get married in a church. Clothes dryer (kloze dri*yer) n.
An appliance designed to eat socks. Diet Soda (dy*it so*da) n.
A drink you buy at a convenience store to go with a half pound bag of
peanut M&Ms. Eternity (e*ter*ni*tee) n.
The last two minutes of a football game. Exercise (ex*er*siz) v
To walk up and down a mall, occasionally resting to make a purchase.
Grocery List (grow*ser*ee list) n.
What you spend half an hour writing, then forget to take with you to the
store.

Hair Dresser (hare dres*er) n.
Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to
duplicate again. See "Magician."

 

Hardware Store (hard*war stor) n
Similar to a black hole in space-if he goes in, he isn't coming out
anytime soon. Childbirth (child*brth) n.
You get to go through 36 hours of contractions; he gets to hold your
hand and say "focus,...breath...push..." Lipstick (lip*stik) n.
On your lips, coloring to enhance the beauty of your mouth. On his
collar, coloring only a tramp would wear...! Park (park) v./n.
Before children, a verb meaning, "to go somewhere and neck." After
children, a noun meaning a place with a swing set and slide. Patience
(pa*shens) n.
The most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children. See
also "tranquilizers." Waterproof Mascara (wah*tr*pruf mas*kar*ah) n.
Comes off if you cry, shower, or swim, but will not come off if you try
to remove it. Valentine's Day (val*en*tinez dae) n.
A day when you have dreams of a candlelight dinner, diamonds, and
romance, but consider yourself lucky to get a card.
------------------------------------------------------------------
YOUR JOKE OF THE DAY, IS JUST A BLOG AWAY @   
http://joketimefolks.blogspot.com/
SUBSCRIBE/UNSUBSCRIBE FOR THIS MAILING LIST @    
http://groups-beta.google.com/group/JokeOfTheDay


ALSO PLAYING AT A MAILING LIST NEAR YOU ::

QUOTATION OF THE DAY
--------------------
They inspire, they motivate and at times they tickle your funny bone. But
they never miss to touch your heart. Your daily supply of chosen gems from
the world of literature, ancient proverbs, poetry and sayings from great
leaders.

Join the Quote A Day mailing list @
    http://groups-beta.google.com/group/QuotationOfTheDay
Or simply Blog it @   
http://quotationoftheday.blogspot.com/

WORTH READING
-------------
Things they do not teach you at college! Life's puzzle unfolded. Words of
wisdom that motivate you to introspect and reflect. Here's your chance to
question the priorities of existence and also to get their answers.

Join the Worth Reading mailing list @
    http://groups-beta.google.com/group/WorthReading
Or simply go Blogging @   
http://readingtimefolks.blogspot.com/

18++
----
Indulge your dirty mind with some outright hilarious adult jokes. They could
be expletive or subtle but they are definitely rated - XXX. Statutory
Warning - 18++ may be injurious if your mommy sees it, subscribe at your own
risk.

Join the 18++ mailing list @
    http://groups-beta.google.com/group/18PlusPlus
Or simply go Blogging @   
   http://18plusplus.blogspot.com/

JOKE OF THE DAY 29 Jun 2009

Service Station

 

The service area was located on a main highway leading to the
beach. The pump attendant was accustomed to seeing tired and sunburned
occupants in the cars that pulled in to tank up. When a rusty old
station wagon containing a very tired looking couple and seven screaming
children pulled into his station, the attendant tried small talk to
cheer the occupants. "Hope you had a good day at the beach! Nice
looking kids there. Are they all yours or is this a picnic?" Wearily,
the driver relied, "Yes they are all mine and it is NO picnic!"

------------------------------------------------------------------
YOUR JOKE OF THE DAY, IS JUST A BLOG AWAY @   
http://joketimefolks.blogspot.com/
SUBSCRIBE/UNSUBSCRIBE FOR THIS MAILING LIST @    
http://groups-beta.google.com/group/JokeOfTheDay


ALSO PLAYING AT A MAILING LIST NEAR YOU ::

QUOTATION OF THE DAY
--------------------
They inspire, they motivate and at times they tickle your funny bone. But
they never miss to touch your heart. Your daily supply of chosen gems from
the world of literature, ancient proverbs, poetry and sayings from great
leaders.

Join the Quote A Day mailing list @
    http://groups-beta.google.com/group/QuotationOfTheDay
Or simply Blog it @   
http://quotationoftheday.blogspot.com/

WORTH READING
-------------
Things they do not teach you at college! Life's puzzle unfolded. Words of
wisdom that motivate you to introspect and reflect. Here's your chance to
question the priorities of existence and also to get their answers.

Join the Worth Reading mailing list @
    http://groups-beta.google.com/group/WorthReading
Or simply go Blogging @   
http://readingtimefolks.blogspot.com/

18++
----
Indulge your dirty mind with some outright hilarious adult jokes. They could
be expletive or subtle but they are definitely rated - XXX. Statutory
Warning - 18++ may be injurious if your mommy sees it, subscribe at your own
risk.

Join the 18++ mailing list @
    http://groups-beta.google.com/group/18PlusPlus
Or simply go Blogging @   
   http://18plusplus.blogspot.com/